it is sexually though??
i can get behind this
some words are fun to say
every other night i get this term in my head and saying it gives me a sense of Power
i point at my cat and with the solemnity of a great wizard i speak
"SPONG."
you have been slendermaxxing lately
thank you Pax is...
the vibes used to be rotten
and while that was a neat aesthetic it was motivated by a stressful time in my life and i dont feel so stressed anymore
For Donisi
oh my lords this is gorgeous
cabunga
me digging the dirt out of YCH's paws with a toothbrush
YCH trying to seduce the POV (me and im cringing) with its soapy ass and tube plug
YCH that is too tall for me to reach so i have to stand on a stool to clean them up
me lathering silicone polish into YCH's neck and back
me running at the frotting YCHs to spray them with a hose
me de-bagging YCH's suit so it fits smoother
non-drone YCH handing drone YCHs leash to me for the grooming service
YCH looking up at the pov as my hand reaches down from the pov to scritch between its ears
me hand painting the scuffed patterns back onto YCH's belly with a brush
cleaning off YCH's tube gag with a soft cloth (im wearing gloves because theres the drone's drool and its owner's cum in there)
would yall fw drone grooming salon ych
something like
drone grooming salon YCHs where im the one grooming them
me scrubbing down YCH with a soft sponge and dish soap
YCH and YCH frotting in the daycare while my attention is on another drone in the background
Yes
nonfunctional phallus
smooth phallus
shiny phallus
inoperable phallus
sealed phallus
toy phallus
(cr: shinyheartbeats, monokurome)
the first time i read this over i skipped "hot" and imagined some threshold of ass that immediately zonks you
i am once again faced with the fact that i am the only one among my peers (not yall i mean irl) who looks at latex and thinks "cozy" before "sexy" (the sexy part is still very much There but like. just because i have a penis doesnt mean im straight jorking it everywhere i go)
im not gonna go pretending i have a tail or something but i would like to be thought of as not human (my usual furry/latex brainrot) and ive felt very frustrated before that i cant express that (because you dont wear that in public you look indecent)
its possible i may be therian
this could just be my general dysphoria talking but i heard the bar is much lower than i thought
"if you would derive any satisfaction from being referred to / thought of as an animal then you are a therian"
and like
i would
when has that ever stopped you
drones can be skrunkly
hello chiitan
i am easy to make friends with, but i have a limited social battery and can be difficult to reach at times. please don't take it personally.
i am indifferent to most porn it does very little for me
i like:
being weird and offputting
drawing weird kink stuff
blood and guts
lobster matthew (he is precious)
cracking incomprehensible jokes
indie games
i dislike:
being roped into things i didnt sign up for
people who take themselves too seriously
shock content
i do not like to interact sexually with people most of the time and have been told the concept of sexuality seems to bounce off me
my name is ethan (but nicknames are welcome, i like to go by vanta or vantablack)
i am used to he/him pronouns but you could call me whatever you want and id smile a little bit
i am gay as hell, and would consider myself genderfluid
gender
well put