it is sexually though??

i can get behind this

some words are fun to say

every other night i get this term in my head and saying it gives me a sense of Power

i point at my cat and with the solemnity of a great wizard i speak

"SPONG."

you have been slendermaxxing lately

thank you Pax is...
the vibes used to be rotten
and while that was a neat aesthetic it was motivated by a stressful time in my life and i dont feel so stressed anymore

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i updated my strawpage,,

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For Donisi

oh my lords this is gorgeous

cabunga

me digging the dirt out of YCH's paws with a toothbrush

YCH trying to seduce the POV (me and im cringing) with its soapy ass and tube plug

YCH that is too tall for me to reach so i have to stand on a stool to clean them up

me lathering silicone polish into YCH's neck and back

me running at the frotting YCHs to spray them with a hose

me de-bagging YCH's suit so it fits smoother

non-drone YCH handing drone YCHs leash to me for the grooming service

YCH looking up at the pov as my hand reaches down from the pov to scritch between its ears

me hand painting the scuffed patterns back onto YCH's belly with a brush

cleaning off YCH's tube gag with a soft cloth (im wearing gloves because theres the drone's drool and its owner's cum in there)

would yall fw drone grooming salon ych

something like

drone grooming salon YCHs where im the one grooming them

me scrubbing down YCH with a soft sponge and dish soap

YCH and YCH frotting in the daycare while my attention is on another drone in the background

Yes

nonfunctional phallus

smooth phallus

shiny phallus

inoperable phallus

sealed phallus

toy phallus

(cr: shinyheartbeats, monokurome)

the first time i read this over i skipped "hot" and imagined some threshold of ass that immediately zonks you

i am once again faced with the fact that i am the only one among my peers (not yall i mean irl) who looks at latex and thinks "cozy" before "sexy" (the sexy part is still very much There but like. just because i have a penis doesnt mean im straight jorking it everywhere i go)

im not gonna go pretending i have a tail or something but i would like to be thought of as not human (my usual furry/latex brainrot) and ive felt very frustrated before that i cant express that (because you dont wear that in public you look indecent)

its possible i may be therian

this could just be my general dysphoria talking but i heard the bar is much lower than i thought

"if you would derive any satisfaction from being referred to / thought of as an animal then you are a therian"

and like

i would

when has that ever stopped you

drones can be skrunkly

hello chiitan

i am easy to make friends with, but i have a limited social battery and can be difficult to reach at times. please don't take it personally.

i am indifferent to most porn it does very little for me

i like:
being weird and offputting
drawing weird kink stuff
blood and guts
lobster matthew (he is precious)
cracking incomprehensible jokes
indie games

i dislike:
being roped into things i didnt sign up for
people who take themselves too seriously
shock content

i do not like to interact sexually with people most of the time and have been told the concept of sexuality seems to bounce off me

my name is ethan (but nicknames are welcome, i like to go by vanta or vantablack)

i am used to he/him pronouns but you could call me whatever you want and id smile a little bit

i am gay as hell, and would consider myself genderfluid

gender

well put