Mike Sacks

I can’t even watch documentaries on dinosaurs without feeling sad for those who are killed

Their future court-appointed lawyer at the World Court?

Is sheet music available for Mal Evans hitting an anvil with his hammer?

Opinion | Why America needs evangelicals on the Supreme Court — and more The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.

Give me a fucking break, Wash Po

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One week from today!

March 13, 2026

11:00 AM CT

I'll be in conversation with comedy writer Simon Rich, SNL, Broadway, best-selling books, The New Yorker, Pixar!

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Ladies, I’m definitely DTF Poolesville Maryland. F means Fart right?

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Well, it finally happened. Split the seat of my jumpsuit while bending down to kiss a fan!

March 14, 2026

New Orleans!

I'll be in conversation with The New Yorker's Susan Morrison about her terrific new book, a biography of Lorne Michaels, creator of Saturday Night Live!

Join us! Don't cost nothin'!

The equivalent of a really lame band telling the audience "Okay! Everyone! Join in! Now!" and then there's total silence

Just a terrific guy. "I'm not a rapist! I'm a SEXUAL OFFENDER! Get it right!"

Deadly Prey Gallery Hand-painted movie posters from Ghana with all profits from prints and merch going to the artists!

Check out the amazing work of Ghanaian artist Mr. Nana Agyq

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It divided no one, assholes

Prediction: Trump will blame the Iranians themselves for not rising up effectively enough, he'll say he "gave them a chance, the best chance you'll ever have," but didn't follow through, and see ya. Around the July 4th holiday.

What's this about a "clitoris"?

I’m a big fan of Lauren Adams. She was amazing in “Stanland” as Marrakesh the Owl. I consider myself lucky to have her involved in my next project, in which Chris Elliott is a man whose life collapses. I wrote the part especially for her. Look for it down the road from @thesonarnetwork.bsky.social

Thank you!

I’m a big fan of Lauren Adams. She was amazing in “Stanland” as Marrakesh the Owl. I consider myself lucky to have her involved in my next project, in which Chris Elliott is a man whose life collapses. I wrote the part especially for her. Look for it down the road from @thesonarnetwork.bsky.social

John Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons” My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first)

My interview with reclusive, comedic genius John Swartzwelder

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Agreed. Plenty out there. More than plenty.

My wife, from Maine? Yeah, she ain't gonna be happy. And neither will her family. Holy shit do they love Dunkin'.

John Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons” My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first)

My interview with reclusive, comedic genius John Swartzwelder

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And then we never see him again.

Pinch me

Idea for a joke: I’m not sure yet but I’m going to say “SERIOUSLY?!!!!” really funny

So much for that Dow being at 50,000

Basically the excuse is that "we couldn't control Netanyahu, he was going to do it anyway, and once he were to do so, we'd be dragged into it at that point anyway, so we just said yes."

True that the upcoming Sam Mendes Beatles movies will include a fifth film? This one about Magic Alex?

Sure. Just after you suck my fucking nuts.