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Writer. Only work gets done here. Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen. Beneath the gold, the bitter steel. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. I will not betray my soul. Fix your hearts or die. Tiocfaidh ár lá
With the herky-jerky plotting of the season premiere in the rearview, this week's episode of Monarch delivers what you want an episode of Monarch to deliver: Mari Yamamoto and Wyatt Russell making eyes at each other, Anna Sawai growling "Try me, you little bastard," and monsters monsters monsters
One of the most fascinating aspects of Vladimir is that the Rachel Weisz's character's marriage to John Slattery is open but not unhappy, not even during a show about her falling hard for a younger man. How often do you see that on TV?
I'm really enjoying Vladimir in part because personally I think it's great to be made to look at a handsome guy through the eyes of an extremely horny woman. We cishet bros need to feel how the other half lives sometimes.
Frame #3900 from S06 -E14 - Battle Umeboshi Salt Cured Plums-629297
I'm really enjoying Vladimir in part because personally I think it's great to be made to look at a handsome guy through the eyes of an extremely horny woman. We cishet bros need to feel how the other half lives sometimes.
I could never get away with word salad like this in a review of The Pitt
"We here at Target have built the most beloved brand in the interchangeable cheap-treat store space, and we — excuse me, who let those subhumans in here??? — sorry, as I was saying, we have no reason to believe that will change."
Vladimir's first-person fourth-wall-breaking narration takes some getting used to but before long it feels like you're having drinks with Rachel Weisz while she kisses and tells
Vladimir is a very funny, *very* hot show about the deranging power of desire, featuring Rachel Weisz, John Slattery, Leo Woodall, and Jessica Henwick as randy academics who are likeable without being terribly sympathetic — a fascinating approach to sex, and a harder trick than it looks.
I reviewed the cliffhanger finale of The Beauty, one of the year's most pleasantly unpleasant TV surprises
The Beauty depicts a world with no guardrails, where billionaires can peddle dangerous products to children with no oversight or pushback. Choose your own analogy!
Shelly and Bobby with a gun. Twin Peaks S01E06 - Cooper’s Dreams.
Twin Peaks: Shelly and Bobby with a gun.
[bad B-Real impression]
Markwayne in the Fuck Plane
LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck.
[MARKWAYNE nods.]
now we're talking!
Has anyone else who uses Authory ever discovered it just plain isn't archiving tons of your stuff?
this is what I call all male Italians
if you see this, quote and show me the sketch vs final
Vladimir is a very funny, *very* hot show about the deranging power of desire, featuring Rachel Weisz, John Slattery, Leo Woodall, and Jessica Henwick as randy academics who are likeable without being terribly sympathetic — a fascinating approach to sex, and a harder trick than it looks.
I reviewed the cliffhanger finale of The Beauty, one of the year's most pleasantly unpleasant TV surprises
The Beauty depicts a world with no guardrails, where billionaires can peddle dangerous products to children with no oversight or pushback. Choose your own analogy!
Chrontendo Episode 29 (00:23:58)
we remember the kylie commercial
<John Williams Jaws theme two-note melody> Woke 2
Jim Thirlwell and Lydia Lunch ringside at the Garden for wrestling
ROBERT URICH joins the battle!
when you're a one-song-per-show music podcaster
ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
