It would have to be angry. Jalapeños? Nah, put some Scotch bonnets on that mofo, we’ll all die of gastric distress, burning and sweating.

By 1,000 *expensive* cuts, which is only preferable when one considers the alternative.

Strong Pumpkin and Honeybunny vibes detected herein

Found out I have a cavity under an ancient crown, am home icing my stupid left heel for plantar fasciitis. Wanna send your brain into freakout mode w/out chemicals? Put the sole of your bare foot on a freezerpack. February will close with an expensive bang: ugh, bodies are petty bullshit sometimes.

Toss up between Violator and Songs of Faith and Devotion for horniest/emo-est record release from the Mode in the 90s, fr

Bodega BLEP

Gross pity play: of course no rapist or assaulter should be held accountable for his behavior, why would anyone think that? 🙄

Oh, SOMEONE got cooked here, alright.

If it helps, I graduated 9 years before you did (lolsob)

I cannot like this, but I see you hear you and feel you on this. I am owed a lot of apologies that I will never get.

Also, when the journeying stranger comes to town? Potential for Godzilla vs. MegaShark.

Richard Siken’s Crush.

Grace, are you also a Barbara Pym appreciator?

One of the values I was raised with (because my mother worked in restaurants, and eventually so did my sister and I) and imprinted upon my son is: a person who nice to you but is not nice to waitstaff? Is not a nice person. Please and thank you will get you everything: rude highhandedness will not.

No woman who has spent time in any professional environment with men is surprised by this.

Branch managers!

🎶 Pinché the SnowFrog 🎶

Everything I’ve learned about American Canto has been against my will.

TraubenGlüten (not really, but it should be.)

So run home where you feel safe
But don't sleep, Cochise;
I'm in your crawlspace

A turkey made of cut vegetables like carrots, celery, pepper and cucumber.

Cruditurkey. Decided this character is probably a jazz musician with questionable consumption habits on days other than Thanksgiving. Hope you are enjoying big food day wherever you are.

Even though I’m not a frequent user, I’m legit mad about having to quit Pinterest now because of this.

Back in the day, it was said that reality was for people who couldn’t handle drugs. While I stopped trying to prove I could handle drugs decades ago, nothing at that time indicated how much harder it was going to get to keep showing up for and handling reality.

GNX is a masterpiece: so good.

Father John Misty - Heart Shaped Box (Nirvana Cover) YouTube video by No Photography

Completing the ouroboros: FJM covering Heart Shaped Box

youtu.be/rlmE0AKXw8o

Oh, there is a list… Rare Exports, Santa Conquers the Martians, the Seinfeld episode “The Strike” South Park Xmas eps and Bad Santa. I’m more neutral now about Christmas, but spent a couple decades being oppositionally defiant about my grinchdom while I was a working parent of a little.

Why Is Larry Summers Still Employed? The revelations about the economist’s attempts to pressure a women into a “relationship”—with guidance from Jeffrey Epstein—should finally disqualify him from teaching students.

Ellie Mystal reading him and Harvard to filth in The Nation, here

www.thenation.com/article/soci...

So say we all

People at Harvard knew for decades that Larry Summers was a misogynistic POS. In the aughts, he proved it. Shocker: he’s a gross horny racist, too! 🙄Academic and political exile is the minimum he’s earned: he has no business being near any students ever again.

@thebandcake.bsky.social is here and very much worth the follow!

Maria is the best! And love on LA all you want, as long as you understand it is indifferent and will break you somewhere along the line.