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Snow map for Boston showing areas of 0-1 and 1-2, but the title says "FUCKS LEFT TO GIVE THIS WINTER (through tuesday)"

Snow map for Boston showing areas of 0-1 and 1-2, but the title says "FUCKS LEFT TO GIVE THIS WINTER (through tuesday)"

Updated Totals #boston #snow

03.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not jesus, this isn't the footprints thing

03.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In his defense, that could totally be a different guy named J.D. Vance

28.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Burger King will use AI to check if employees say β€˜please’ and β€˜thank you’ Have it your way?

Please fuck off with this bullshit, thank you!

26.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cape Cod Demon Hunters

24.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New rule should be that if you compare the energy needs of a human being to those of an algorithm to justify the latter, you get tossed in The Pit

21.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I sincerely hope Obama said that stuff about aliens existing just to see if Trump would take the bait to avoid being one-upped on knowing stuff.

19.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Coexist bumper sticker, but it's all tech logos (Chrome, Open AI, Edge, X, Indeed, Shazam, Tesla)

Coexist bumper sticker, but it's all tech logos (Chrome, Open AI, Edge, X, Indeed, Shazam, Tesla)

Bumper sticker for the worst kind of guy you know

15.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And thank you to @killthecomputer.com and @junlper.beer for the fine postmortem commentary!

14.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bar graph depicting approximate live viewership of the half time shows (Bad Bunny's NBC Broadcast, and Kid Rock's TPUSA Youtube stream, respectively). The Bad Bunny bar graph surpasses the 100 million viewer limit of the graph and has smashed through the title of the graph, throwing letters askew while the Kid Rock bar graph doesn't quite break the Puppy Bowl viewership threshold of ~6 million viewers. In the background in faint letters, it says "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"

Bar graph depicting approximate live viewership of the half time shows (Bad Bunny's NBC Broadcast, and Kid Rock's TPUSA Youtube stream, respectively). The Bad Bunny bar graph surpasses the 100 million viewer limit of the graph and has smashed through the title of the graph, throwing letters askew while the Kid Rock bar graph doesn't quite break the Puppy Bowl viewership threshold of ~6 million viewers. In the background in faint letters, it says "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"

The final Puppy Bowl viewership numbers are in, so I can confidently post this now:

14.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Kid Cuisine box, but instead it says Dad Cuisine featuring Pre-Nibbled Oat Bars, Crust Removed from Sandwich, Leftover Cereal Milk (Now with Random Floatie Bits!). The character on the box is riding a ferris wheel and saying "Dad will finish it!". Other parts of the box say "Don't let that go to waste!", "It's still good, I'll eat it.", and Room Temp - It's probably fine.

A Kid Cuisine box, but instead it says Dad Cuisine featuring Pre-Nibbled Oat Bars, Crust Removed from Sandwich, Leftover Cereal Milk (Now with Random Floatie Bits!). The character on the box is riding a ferris wheel and saying "Dad will finish it!". Other parts of the box say "Don't let that go to waste!", "It's still good, I'll eat it.", and Room Temp - It's probably fine.

For all the dads out there.

13.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's because they were worried I'd make a worse version of this:

11.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?

08.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?

06.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there

14.11.2023 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean Posh Homme

06.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

01.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 23431 πŸ” 5147 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 141
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Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.

31.01.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 630 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 16
Rage Against the Machine liner notes that has an Actions page with a bunch of organizations and links for political action

Rage Against the Machine liner notes that has an Actions page with a bunch of organizations and links for political action

If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999

30.01.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They could start with making one functional mail client instead of two versions of a dysfunctional mail client.

30.01.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.

27.01.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and glasses is wearing a lab coat and tie . Alt: dr okun from independence day chuckling nervously
26.01.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
James Hetfield in sunglasses angrily pointing at the 4th wall

James Hetfield in sunglasses angrily pointing at the 4th wall

β€œThey are minerals, Jesus Marie!”

22.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.11.2024 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The woman walking up to them with the folded flag is quite an image

18.01.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's real bad. My phone is suddenly so choppy

17.01.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.

16.01.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lot of favorites, but it's honestly hard to beat the spectacle of Waters performing The Wall... Godspeed You! Black Emperor at Harvard's Memorial Hall, Pile at the Cambridge Elks Lodge, Thom Yorke and Flying Lotus at the Wang Theater, ah, I can't choose

15.01.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they meant internal bleating

15.01.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aw man, he is one of the few things I miss about IG

15.01.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0