This is the kid version of what if we give deer rifles.
Scarier since this piñata seems to have opposable thumbs so it can do real damage.
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This is the kid version of what if we give deer rifles.
Scarier since this piñata seems to have opposable thumbs so it can do real damage.
Jax gets compared with other players who served.
Some context.
Ted Williams flew in two wars as a combat pilot. Yogi Berra was part of the forces at Omaha Beach.
During the War in Afghanistan, Jax’s active duty consisted of him training for the Olympics. He never played in the Olympics.
Rubio: I wish I was big.
Lamp:
Ambassador Mike #Huckabee is advising American citizens in #Israel to seek shelter and Rapture-In-Place.
#Iran
How about they balance it using every Taylor Sheridan show as the counterweight?
So professors and teachers will be boiled down to make glue?
Hegseth: We didn't start this war, Xerxes I did. We're just finishing it for those 300 well-built, oiled up heroes from the Northern part of Sparta... the part in Europe... who gave their lives in the Battle of Thermopylae. SPARTA!!!!
FBI spokesperson: FBI Director Kash Patel is saddened by the effects of mass shooting in Austin. He is personally involved in discovering the motive of the shooter. He will be working with local law enforcement to personally supervise security for the upcoming SXSW music festival.
Trump Administration: you’re a state sponsor of of wrongful detention.
Iran:
So the MAGA crowd swept Tucker Martin under the rug pretty quickly. It's like calling a messed up kid from a Trump family living in a Red county in a Purple state a domestic terrorist would prove problematic.
"I went to a hockey game and a Christian Nationalist meeting broke out."
But is this popular with the base?
Just asking for the base.
Raisinettes brand is owned by Ferrero SpA and is made and distributed by Ferrera. So, if you or someone you know have any connections with Ferraro or Ferrera, let them know of the injustice I am experiencing because of a recent 50% price hike. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Trump talking lower grocery prices while the price of #raisinets has gone up 50% proves once just how out of touch he and his administration are.
And anyone who questions my earnest outrage can just fnck off already. Raisinets SLAP!
You hear that anyone working for #Ferrara? Rasinets SLAP!
CONTEXT!
Leo Carroll is boss.
Does this mean critics get excited about using toilet brushes? What are they using them for?
Supreme Court conservatives: Tariffs have caused so much chaos for importers and consumers that stopping them would cause chaos for Trump Administration.
Earth: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Trump at the Board of Peace.
Did it flop or was it flopped by the US audience?
If you had used 'failed', my response would be far more impactful.
MAGA: The government should vet US Olympians.
USOPC: No thanks. We do that ourselves.
MAGA: We don't want our tax dollars wasted on the radicals you have your team.
USOPC: We don't take any money from the government. You know, to keep the government from pulling shit like what you're talking about.
Robert Duvall didn't play iconic characters, he made characters iconic.
If there is a heaven, Duvall and Harry Dean Stanton are having a character-act off and everyone gets to watch.
Gene Hackman is waiting for the loser to hold his beer.
#filmsky
#scriptsky
The answer to the question “how racism do you have to be to not get a job in the Trump administration?”
The answer it seems is… Incredibly Fncking Batsh!t Racist.
I says seems because Trump hasn’t pulled his nomination and the Senate has yet to vote on it.
Any Democratic candidate taking any money from PACs associated with the initials AI should drop out now.
#AI
#AIPAC
Glad to see DNC support of Henry Cuellar is paying off…
For the RNC.
#PrimaryThemAll
Agencies that have $170 billion slush fund inform government body that gave them the $170 billion slush fund that they can’t afford body cameras.
#ICEout
He said the same thing about Joe Isuzu.
Tasking it to find a specific Labrador in what looks like the whitest neighborhood in Suburbia seems like a big ask. The fact that it works suggests that some DNA detection is somehow involved.
Gus Kenworthy pissed fuck ice in the snow in Milan. He chooses Chalkboard, one of the hardest fonts to use when peeing in the snow. Judges gave him 10 points for execution.
Gus Kenworthy pissed "fuck ice" in the snow while competing in Malin. He chose Chalkboard, one of the hardest fonts to pull off when peeing in the snow.
Judges gave him 10 points for execution.
#Olympics
#FuckIce
