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Tom Lommel

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Actor and tabletop RPG nerd, the order depends upon the week. I handle marketing for Evil Hat Productions. Currently playing a long game to get cast as Ned Flanders in the live action Simpsons movie. www.tomlommel.com

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ARROWED!!

06.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, β€œEverybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) β€œ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, β€œWar isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.β€œ 
5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, β€œHow do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying β€œ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying β€œ Sinners, I believe.” 

The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying,  β€œ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, β€œEverybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) β€œ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, β€œWar isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.β€œ 5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, β€œHow do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying β€œ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying β€œ Sinners, I believe.” The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying, β€œ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

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Agree that I hate this is still relevant.

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

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06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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Almost at 30% of funds raised to pay off my CC after Franky's oncology visit!

I also added a couple more crochet headphone sprouts to the Kofi shop which are pay what you want ($5 minimum) 🎧🌱

Anything helps and thank you for all the support so far πŸ™πŸ»πŸ’–

ko-fi.com/havanarama

06.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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cc: @mikegolicjr.bsky.social

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 12

I’m looking for speakers for a London event on the science of Star Trek. I’d really appreciate suggestions from underrepresented minorities in STEM, especially PoC/global majority.
(10 min, central London, Sept, currently unpaid but I’m trying to fix that)
Feel free to message

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

My cousins would mix their own Kahlua but they misspelled it when they labelled the bottle and so they always referred to it as "Kahula" which, IMO, gives it exactly the amount of respect it deserves.

06.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thread. (TLDR: the House of Lords DCC report on AI came down hard on the correct side of the debate, rather than siding with industry lobbyists.)

06.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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Blast Him GIF Alt: Space Ghost blasting, uh, the bug guy from Space Ghost Coast To Coast
06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I, uhm, I'm also "getting sick"

06.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also notable that a lot of Minneapolis, but that place in particular, really runs on immigrant Somali labor.

When people demonize immigrants I'm always like "sure sure, who do you think has a security clearance to handle your fuckin luggage bro?"

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wow @leask.bsky.social you could have at least stopped to pet Pippin gotta get to the rink early I guess eh

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

12.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1242 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 19

p sure Fred has adequately covered how TAZ shifted MotW for us

I'm going to give the boring answer for 2, which would be Critical Role. IMO converting D&D players who have stalled out and want to try something new is the strongest area of opportunity for our stable of games

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm reliably informed there are just 69 minutes left so it's a nice time to pledge.

05.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we are so back (in town)

05.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

wow, the writers guild staff union is now in week 3 of their strike. if you haven't donated to their strike fund, consider chipping in $25.

05.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So you're saying we ride with all the elegance of a Aston-Martin.

To which I say,,, thank YOU.

05.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if you really want to make the players in your Shadowdark game squirm, set them up against an opponent who's hungry for flammable items... like torches.

05.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 3141 πŸ” 1224 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 17

Tonight in ~What We Do in the Shadowsdark~
The party (known as The Goof Troop) auditioned some new battlecries:
"By the power of Goof!"
"Goof on!"
"It's Goofin Time!"
"Goof Troop ASSEMBLE!"
and
"Shape of: A Goof! Form of: A Troop!"

05.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The first Borg were just an annoying married couple

04.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Making Enemies β€” Spy & Owl A treasury of ideas for inventing all-new abominations for player characters to confront.

Yo-HO! March fo(u)rth! It's #InternationalGMsDay! And what better way to show your GMs your appreciation than another book for their groaning, overburdened shelves?

MAKING ENEMIES is a deep dive into monster creation, a treasury of ideas for inventing all-new abominations for PCs to confront.

04.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

before sharing information

1) read the article
2) examine your source (what else has the reporter done? are they real? what else is on the website?)
3) check whether any other outlets are reporting on it

ESPECIALLY IF

- it makes you feel something
- it confirms something you already believe

04.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

As Kark if he's heard of this podcast called My Neighborhood. It's from Yellow House Productions.

04.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the crimes of AI has been the destruction of the beautiful "my nephew made this logo for me on his computer!" energy from all the hyper-local plumbers and taco shops. AI slop on white work vans is a crime against humanity.

03.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1414 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
A man trying to traverse from a toilet to a sink in a Burger King bathroom without touching the ground.

A man trying to traverse from a toilet to a sink in a Burger King bathroom without touching the ground.

Glad you guys are checking out election results but I have some more pressing issues at hand.

04.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1404 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 4

Oh man Roadhouse is one for the ages

04.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Launch Day for Little But Fierce!!!

Please come check out this awesome TTRPG system for kids!

03.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh I thought that was your cats being rowdy

03.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0