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I love lizards so I love my lizard sona but I also love spiders and beetles and dogs and dragons and porcupines and weird creatures and skull monsters and plant hybrid creatures and mantises and bees and snakes and and and

bwomp

hwuurp

galunk

galunk
glorp

grrrnmble

sluurrrp

Stoned af today

OOOHH yessssss, love this

Getting locked in! Working on my heavy lifting 🐽

OOOOHHHH Warframes fun, I have at least 4k hours total <w>
just be prepared for some cosmic-horror fuckery story shit thats kinda hard to understand, otherwise its a pretty fun guns-blazing sorta game

this is driving me fucking feral, youre so perfectly gluttonous😵‍💫

Horny edit I did with a live calorie counter 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Southern Kyogre trade is Texan and Southern Groudon trade is from Mississippi and yeah so it only has to make sense to me actually #pokopia #oc

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS DUMB GIMME BACK MY LONG NIGHTS

btw if you mention DHMIS in my presence I'll just start gagging and convulsing and spinning my head 360 degrees until you shut up about it

I think tonights gonna be one of Those Nights

buttered up :3 🧈

another piece i got from an anon friend!

Here's my tummy tuesday

204lbs n gettin hungrier

I grow for pleasure. For your pleasure, for my pleasure. Every calorie filled bite is to cake more lard onto my frame; to feel myself get heavier, to feel my mobility dwindle, to feel my body slowly become a blubbery prison. But each bite is also for you to witness, to watch in horny astonishment.

Gm, remember to keep ICE out! 🔥

CHARLO & DOE

#2: Thinking

Charlo…? What were you thinking about?

Bi-weekly comic made by @jarggyroo.bsky.social and myself!

my bitchass roommate keeps turning off the AC BEFORE HE LEAVES FOR WORK AT 4AM leaving us to wake up in a 74degree F house and Im ready to kill him myself

Looking at the horizon, it's just more and more gator...

god I feel that man, mcdonalds specifically is so bad with doordash and ive heard there's a lot more issues with thefts lately

my brain is doing backflips at one of these saying something besides "last week" or "yesterday" longterm wg ftw

yknow, I love me some fat sweaty smelly guys, but also lowkey obsessed with guys who just smell like outside or food, just...... no deodorant, just dirt and grass, BBQ and smoke, trees and cakes

big folk eating is really just the ultimate mood~

Advertise your account with a gif.

year of the snake is never over with this fatfuck and his fat naga cheeks

🎨 : @seethiur.art

bonus points if they barely fit on their bike<3

fat guy? nice. fat guy WITH A BIKERS HELMET ON??!?!!

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME

Happy international Women’s day!!

Fat men + giant beachball moobs