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Metalhead, developer, parent, gamer...the order of which is fluid...except for the metal. He/him/they, cis @Gwunhar from twitter

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I can just imagine being read for filth like this on the public record and I think I would just fill my pockets with the heaviest available objects in the courtroom and walk into the nearest river

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That shirt is so good!

11.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 2326 πŸ” 620 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 18

Cinnamon sugar toast is so good lmao.

11.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No one does money math more stridently than the poor because the alternative is death

11.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An android screenshot of a notepad app doing the following quadratic formula steps:

5w^2 +7w - 4 = 5w

5w^2 + 2w - 4 = 0

-2 Β± - sqrt(2^2 - 4(5*4))
/
2*5

-2 Β± - sqrt(4 - (-4(20)))
/
10

-2 Β± - sqrt(4 + 80)
/
10

-2 Β± - sqrt(84)
/
10

An android screenshot of a notepad app doing the following quadratic formula steps: 5w^2 +7w - 4 = 5w 5w^2 + 2w - 4 = 0 -2 Β± - sqrt(2^2 - 4(5*4)) / 2*5 -2 Β± - sqrt(4 - (-4(20))) / 10 -2 Β± - sqrt(4 + 80) / 10 -2 Β± - sqrt(84) / 10

How to prove that you love your child? Do quadratic equations on your fucking phone keyboard to help them debug where they went wrong.

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Judge Rules Aetna's Blanket Denial Of Facial Surgery For Trans Women Is Sex Discrimination The landmark ruling could lead to broader FFS coverage in the future.

1. Big ruling out of Connecticut. A federal judge has ruled that blanket denials for FFS violate the affordable care act.

Though it only applies to two plaintiffs, class certification is pending, and it will provide strong legal rationale for challenges.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

09.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1078 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 15960 πŸ” 3283 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 229
Parody of "If you give a mouse a cookie" with a brown mouse holding a red switchblade and red crayon in the background

Parody of "If you give a mouse a cookie" with a brown mouse holding a red switchblade and red crayon in the background

Ah yes, the childhood classic 'If You Give A Mouse A Switchblade'"

#FrostFatales

10.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

OH: β€œAnd that’s why rules based plans reviews are better than AI ones.”

I am now eavesdropping intensely to hear what went wrong.

09.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

my heart bleeds for all my uk brothers and sisters

to all the cis people who heard our pleas for help and didn't believe us when we said this would come for adults and instead just lectured us online and did less than nothing. every one of you is dead to me and i hope you burn in hell

10.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1049 πŸ” 609 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 20

Even as a cynical scholar of rape culture, I'm shocked that this isn't the headline story on domestic politics everywhere right now. It's just an unfathomable abuse of power, in clear violation of the law.

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2476 πŸ” 1007 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 16

I was told there are "full A.I. protections in place that guarantee in writing that [my] voice will never be used for A.I. development" but was also told "with certainty, from [Capcom], that the project will not go union."

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2755 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9
A broken, blue heart

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 12119 πŸ” 2952 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 333

Mega Man 11 was a Union game, and had a Union contract and all its protections.

This means at some point Capcom actively chose to go back on a standard that had already been set and go BACK to NU (with no ENFORCEABLE protections).

Ben did not give this role up willingly. He’s trying to protect VO.

10.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1261 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

"stop talking about it" is not the same as "we're going to stop doing it"

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flashback to the 2024 Republican National Convention πŸ‘‡πŸ½

10.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1675 πŸ” 557 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 8
Youtube Thumbnail - "Baseball for Baseball Haters"

Youtube Thumbnail - "Baseball for Baseball Haters"

If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever done creatively, CHECK THIS OUT!!!

Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch.

youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y

03.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

13 is middle school

10.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3412 πŸ” 831 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 7
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a cartoon character in a tuxedo is kneeling down at a table Alt: cartoon wolf in a tux with his eyes bulging out of his head
10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what color should we die the rivers tho?

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RON JOHNSON: 650k people that are at large in America have committed crimes. Mr Bier, you're shaking your head

BIER: They're not at large. They're in prison. They're in prison where they should be

JOHNSON: They're not detained!

BIER: They're detained by the states. They're not detained by ICE

10.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3026 πŸ” 707 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 106

Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. Vote Kat.

10.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2926 πŸ” 447 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 9

"you posted on blooskee"

Kennedy is such a fucking fraud, man. I hate this motherfucker, too. He's not an idiot and his accent is a complete fabrication. Also Bier makes him look like the jackass he truly is.

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have given this like a <10% chance of happening (I'm not in the right loops to know about it). Good news.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

peak power metal to me

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tae kwon do is a fun example because A) it's usually by experience/belt level and nothing else at any non-professional event and B) I have gotten my ass whipped by tiny women who were fucking fast and nimble lol. I'm not a light lad, for reference

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have a clever answer for literally every trans related question some partisan or op ed columnist who obsesses over the issue throws at me; what I do know is I know raging bigotry disguised as polite conversation and politics when I see it, and no: fuck off. Hardline in the sand for me

10.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

LRS I think Ebert is being a dick saying he can't praise the acting in The Mummy. Everyone understood the assignment and delivered the perfect amount of ham

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0