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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlinโ€™ around. ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿโ˜ ๏ธ

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woah

06.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

was your card the nine of wolves?

06.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no thatโ€™s a different part

06.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nightjar

06.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cassowary

06.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s on them

06.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donโ€™t worry weโ€™ll build you a new turtle shell even grander than your last

06.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they can hold without trial for years for that ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

06.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

two different sizes ever since the one got sproinged

06.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the feet should build the stairs, not the hands

06.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how does the foot know where the next stair belong

06.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

will a higher dose make the tank go away sooner??

05.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a chilling preview of the austerities that await us all in these coming months

05.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just met a drainbear named Coffee Piss

05.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yea you only get to see it once probably

05.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that man needs to put a shirt on!!!

05.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you could probably manage the fundamentals, but drop-in readers and illiterates may be confused due to the complexity of the involved signs

05.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

perfect!!! I would like to be encased in a tightly packed a volcanic ash inset into the floor so people may walk over me please

05.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the evident lack of beetles in this territory makes me fearful that we have entered into a realm which even death has forgotten

05.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are you allowed to die in the art museum???

05.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you notice, I smell like onions, itโ€™s due to all the onions Iโ€™ve been eating โ€” itโ€™s finally paying off!!

05.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s too much for a breakfast no matter how good

05.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now those guys knew how to piss!!

05.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7% of me is the sound the streetlights make while they warm up to the night

05.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

have you seen how they knit a morass of us while we sleep?

05.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly if it were up to me we wouldn't have electricity

05.03.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can you pick yourself out of a crowd?

05.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you get any good fruits or flowers from that?

05.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m still working on my territorializings

05.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yuss ๐Ÿค™

05.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0