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7th March 2026 06.44

Upon reflection, it was a bad idea to put a a sociopathic demented narcissist in charge of the world’s largest military and then confirm a poser with a small dick complex to run the Pentagon on instructions from a 21st century Goebbles.

I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath

An advance look at the cover for next week’s issue: “War-a-Lago,” by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers

title of a meticulously researched youtube video about the history of orthopedic casting: "Binding Magic: What the Pharaohs Knew"

new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"

final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"

Pete Hegseth loves war crimes, it's the entire reason he has the job in the first place.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

main gain of Markwayne's reign: one stained fuckplane

Not all airplanes are created equal...

If Markwayne Mullin wasn’t a senator he would be an ICE agent so this makes a lot of sense from a “what should a dumb middle aged guy on heavy doses of steroids do for a living” perspective.

yeah I can’t/won’t imagine these people in prison but I can imagine them wandering fuckless, abandoned by rich guys, utterly alone

Live look of Tim Sheehy’s lawyer:

Real nuclear heads know the problem is going to be loosing 90 M people worth of radioactive sources.

I don’t want to share the video because it’s pretty graphic, but apparently we’re at the ‘Republican Senator breaks the arm of a Marine IN FULL DRESS because that marine was protesting the Republicans starting a war of choice with Iran’ stage of things.

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

These fucking jokers want to use AI for mass surveillance of Americans and to build killer robots. The least serious people of all time.

Yuck

For you younger posters out there who wonder what March 2003 was like: Picture the exact way the government, Fox & CBS are acting right now BUT ALSO 70% of your neighbors and Glenn Greenwald believe them.

Life of a florist's cat.

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>bad

>>good because it will keep driving orange man’s disproval up

Yes, turns out the ICBM test launch today only carried two RVs. The Mk12A can carry up to three. Normally they fly 1 or 3 warheads. Here’s the more detailed USAFGSC description: www.afgsc.af.mil/News/Article...

The USAF test-launched a Minuteman III ICBM from Vandenberg into the Pacific. The missile carried three unarmed Mk12A reentry vehicles for the 335-kiloton W78 warhead. The MIRV test comes as US is considering increasing deployed warheads. www.vandenberg.spaceforce.mil/News/Article...

Hegseth: We are the Department of WAR, and WE are WARFIGHTERS who do WAR?

Journalist: So are we at war with Iran?

Hegseth:

Woof