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emergency tenor in DC

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09.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 2175 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 63

Reporters should play a game to see how far she's willing to go with her "on the table" responses.

Ground forces? Draft? Nukes? Laser sharks? Army of feral groundhogs?

08.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kokanee Salmon spawning in the Stehekin River. Sound on for a relaxing moment of zen!
#flowing #blueskyartshow #momentofzen

07.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5
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Watermelon party for the birds! πŸ‰

07.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 993 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 5
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This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)

07.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 7953 πŸ” 1056 πŸ’¬ 214 πŸ“Œ 95

the reverse version of those β€œevolution of man” drawings

07.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 13387 πŸ” 2610 πŸ’¬ 447 πŸ“Œ 85
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@covie93.bsky.social

07.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 12047 πŸ” 3749 πŸ’¬ 219 πŸ“Œ 114

Help, I cannot breathe

07.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Ear wiggles!!!!! ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️😻😻😻

07.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

BABY HAS HER TOY

07.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Cloudless, calm and cool

Cloudless, calm and cool

7th March 2026 06.44

07.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Upon reflection, it was a bad idea to put a a sociopathic demented narcissist in charge of the world’s largest military and then confirm a poser with a small dick complex to run the Pentagon on instructions from a 21st century Goebbles.

07.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3004 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 13
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An advance look at the cover for next week’s issue: β€œWar-a-Lago,” by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14

title of a meticulously researched youtube video about the history of orthopedic casting: "Binding Magic: What the Pharaohs Knew"

new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"

final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"

04.12.2024 21:08 πŸ‘ 1129 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Pete Hegseth loves war crimes, it's the entire reason he has the job in the first place.

06.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1152 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 18
Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida
After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

06.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1737 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 18

main gain of Markwayne's reign: one stained fuckplane

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 3
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Not all airplanes are created equal...

06.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

If Markwayne Mullin wasn’t a senator he would be an ICE agent so this makes a lot of sense from a β€œwhat should a dumb middle aged guy on heavy doses of steroids do for a living” perspective.

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I can’t/won’t imagine these people in prison but I can imagine them wandering fuckless, abandoned by rich guys, utterly alone

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Live look of Tim Sheehy’s lawyer:

05.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Real nuclear heads know the problem is going to be loosing 90 M people worth of radioactive sources.

04.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to share the video because it’s pretty graphic, but apparently we’re at the β€˜Republican Senator breaks the arm of a Marine IN FULL DRESS because that marine was protesting the Republicans starting a war of choice with Iran’ stage of things.

04.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1953 πŸ” 469 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 23

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

04.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 2976 πŸ” 586 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 31

These fucking jokers want to use AI for mass surveillance of Americans and to build killer robots. The least serious people of all time.

04.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 15
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Yuck

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For you younger posters out there who wonder what March 2003 was like: Picture the exact way the government, Fox & CBS are acting right now BUT ALSO 70% of your neighbors and Glenn Greenwald believe them.

04.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
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Life of a florist's cat.

πŸ“Ή Ms Cat and Friends

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3