Storm Machine

Yep. Amused.

Amused? Sure.

S29E02 Preview – Mythical Flying Lizards Days by the ocean — Today I laugh, I joke, I chitter chatter chitter...

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Round 2 preview with a look back at an old Olympic Park classic against the Dragons.

#purplepride

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Being held to nil after losing the WCC?
Unserious organisation.

First home game arts and crafts 🧱

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Scenes at PVL’s lair.

S29E01 #NRLStormEels
Game 742 – 52–4
The Eels were sliced, diced and fried up in round one again. Melbourne dining out to extend the streak for another year.
Despite the injuries and roster changes, the ruthless machine never breaks.
#purplepride

Parra were cursed as soon as the footy gods saw this

… add another year Asbestos lovers.
Couldn’t happen to a better organisation.

BAILEY SCORE. BAILEY SCORE.

Okay. That was a little special.

Oh fuck. Harry is borked.

Now 12 ruck infringements in 51 minutes

Same as the total set restarts (including 10m offside) from 170 minutes in Vegas

THE GOOD MOSES PARTED THE SEAS.

Pezet has a massive target on his jersey.

Two forward passes called in one half‽ Crazy times.

Third game of the season and we already have a Grade 3 Sock Crime from Isaiah Iongi

The poor writing, 100%!

Can you tell I had too much time on my hands at some point recently?

Why Melbourne has been waiting a generation for someone like Sua Fa'alogo Sua Fa'alogo has been waiting for some time to become part of Melbourne's storied lineage of fullbacks, but nowhere near as long as Melbourne has been waiting for a player like him.

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S29E01 Preview – Clear and Pezet danger Summer is over as rugby league season waits for no man.

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Round 1 preview now available
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😂 45k. I ain’t buying that. Wonder what the stadium authority will confirm it actually was in their report.

If they announce a crowd of more than 30k, you know they’ve fudged the numbers again.

Could the away team not have worn their RED jerseys. Fucken St Merge.

Just last week, the NRL Judiciary declared that exact tackle wasn’t worthy of a suspension though.

Can we leave #Kleined over there too please.

I wonder do the stats people factor in that the distance lines are 10 yards instead of metres.

Inflicting Dan Ginnane on an international audience is just about as bad as what the USA has been doing in Iran today.

A home game over 3,000km from Melbourne. That makes all the sense in the fucking world.

Fucking extremely rich owners can get fucked.