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Games critic, author, podcaster. My new book Till The Heavens Burst is out now! https://joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/till-the-heavens-burst-is-available-now/

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Silent Sly/Poison build goes crazy

06.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loving Slay the Spire 2 so far. So many new mechanics, so much lore built.

Sad there's no undo button/restart battle button (but you can still save scum by alt f4ing lol)

06.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It fuckin looks like WHAT

05.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's too many motherfuckers named finn

that's a fish part. you're named after a flipper. you're the closing title card in a black and white movie. how did you succeed

04.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 million people aren't trying and bouncing on a game that is good just because some streamers said it had a bad trailer that's not how that works

03.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In May '25, a beloved Australian games website was sold off. It went dark then, a month later, rose from the dead but stuffed full of gambling links and AI authors.

It wasn't the first time, or the last time, this exact thing had happened. And it's still happening.

My months-long investigation ๐Ÿ‘‡

02.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 455 ๐Ÿ” 200 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Have I ever tried not posting

28.02.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Think You Should Leave x Disco Elysium - Hot Dog Car
I Think You Should Leave x Disco Elysium - Hot Dog Car YouTube video by Spencer McFace

Well done youtu.be/6OKgdTXLWIg?...

23.02.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sucks mate, I can't believe how hard they've bottled this

18.02.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've climbed all the way to 10% lol. Glad you got yours!

18.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rugby forum theories are they turned the website on at 12PM AEDT but the queue on at 12PM AEST lmao

like we all know World Rugby can't work out computers but that's just clocks. The tech they can't wrap their heads around is now clocks.

18.02.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who is familiar with World Rugby but they have absolutely fuckin biffed the Rugby World Cup 2027 presale. I've been in queue for 77 minutes now and I am "0%" of the way through. Found this out by inspecting the progress bar element on the page.

18.02.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arj Barker used to have a website called 'pisstheshitoff.com' but it doesn't appear to work any more

18.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is making a funny face . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is making a funny face .
18.02.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look I still brush the bowl. I still rinse the brush. But it's all cosmic theatre at this point. Intellectually I know to remove the unsightly presence of poop inside my toilet the cost I pay is a little bit of poop beside it. There's no unknowing this.

18.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"uhhh you rinse the brush" yeah it's a really sticky poopy you think rinsing it is gonna work?

??????

18.02.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do a poop and it is sticky so it stays on the bowl after you flush.

The poop is in the toilet where it belongs. Then you get a brush, and you brush the poop. Then you put the brush next to your toilet.

Have you not simply transferred the poopy from inside the toilet to outside?

18.02.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"but there are so many combinations!"

do i need to RNG my way into the combination of basic readability and a UI

11.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't deploy units on the field where i want, can't path to grid positions except via auto pathing so my choices are run into obviuous traps or don't move my melee character at all, no undo option, enemy visibility is dogshit (all battlefield items are obscure)

mewgenics needs more time to cook

11.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deadlock players never beating the allegations that they're a bunch of fucking uggos by refusing to add Apollo to the roster

09.02.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't buy into the dogshit narrative croppiung up that protestors incited violence. *Even if they did* (and it's weird we haven't seen videos of it) it does not excuse the sort of behaviour displayed by police in videos like this one and others

09.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seems fine

05.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want me to put the hard taco inside the soft taco? You think I've got 2-4-1 taco money?

05.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

too many of my shorts pockets have this weird half pocket that i'm convinced was invented by pickpockets because they make my phone stick halfway out my fuckin pants and i have to shove the phone deep into the pocket like i'm having a fiddle if i want to not lose the fuckin thing when i sit down

03.02.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iron lung is actually good. Could easily cut about half an hour from it but it nails what it's trying to do

02.02.2026 07:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes i think about a movie where jason statham is a beekeeper assassin and then i remember no such movie could exist let alone would exist

30.01.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was out of line here, Baldur's Gate 3 was robbed when it only got 17,000 GOTY awards and I've had enough time and space to see that now

30.01.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anything game critics aren't harsh enough

28.01.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kiss from a Rose - Seal

20.01.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't even want to go to the beach tbh but the part of me that never grew up is pretty sure I could beat a shark in a fight

20.01.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0