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Jake Zukowski

@jake.cosmic.plumbing

Founder, Designer @cosmic.plumbing (soon to be) the worldโ€™s best professional astrology software LGBTQIA+ woke mobster ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Domain Modeling Expert ๐ŸŸฆ ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฅ ๐ŸŸจ

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We had a lovely time streaming this episode live through Bluesky, even though we didn't get a single comment. That's alright. We will get a live viewer one of these days. In the meantime, find out what my least favorite letter is. Hint: it has to do with toxic masculinity. ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ

21.02.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@jake.cosmic.plumbing is ๐Ÿ”ดLIVE on stream.place! Our Cosmic Journey LIVE Episode 127: Snacking on Gs. Talking astrology software dev and design with Jake and Tres

๐Ÿ”ด LIVE https://stream.place/jake.cosmic.plumbing Our Cosmic Journey LIVE Episode 127: Snacking on Gs. Talking astrology software dev and design with Jake and Tres

21.02.2026 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@jake.cosmic.plumbing is ๐Ÿ”ดLIVE on stream.place! Our Cosmic Journey LIVE Episode 127: Snacking on Gs. Talking astrology software dev and design with Jake and Tres

๐Ÿ”ด LIVE https://stream.place/jake.cosmic.plumbing Our Cosmic Journey LIVE Episode 127: Snacking on Gs. Talking astrology software dev and design with Jake and Tres

21.02.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For future crypto scams in my DMs, I would prefer the less-optimized Canadian-style Thursday message. Thanks.

02.12.2025 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A ghost's gotta eat too. ๐Ÿ‘ป

29.09.2025 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey guys. I think I figured out who sunk Tug Dominion near Bremerton, WA. #sunkenship #bremerton #ghostship

29.09.2025 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Regulations.gov

You should comment too! www.regulations.gov/document/FTC...

26.09.2025 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My comment to the FTC regarding gender-affirming care to minors. In short, let's protect our most vulnerable.

26.09.2025 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This week, we buffed up Cosmic. See for yourself. https://youtu.be/IF9bqY2t5zA

26.09.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Astrology brain levels:
โœจ Self-acceptance
๐Ÿงฑ Traditional foundations
๐Ÿ—๏ธ Systematic reconstruction
๐Ÿค“ Reading Latin footnotes at 3am

24.09.2025 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From classic TV to true crime: a Donna timeline ๐Ÿ“บ โžก๏ธ โš–๏ธ

25.09.2025 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: building professional astrology tools.
Them: โ€˜Thatโ€™s not a real job.โ€™
Also them: Principal. Value. Advisor.

24.09.2025 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling the eclipse in our hips

24.09.2025 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come help us make the worldโ€™s newest and best astrology software!

22.09.2025 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eclipse day. Embrace the people weirdness all around you right now.

21.09.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Didnโ€™t expect my spine to get shredded from working out ๐Ÿ‘€

18.09.2025 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Black Lilith has entered the chat ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™

16.09.2025 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Optimizing only for conversions?
Thatโ€™s how you end up with โ€œquick winsโ€ that destroy long-term trust.

Your UX choices can build loyaltyโ€”or cause irreparable harm.

๐Ÿ‘‰ Full story on the UX Level Up Podcast. https://www.ooux.com/resources/episode079

#UX #UXDesign #DesignEthics #DarkPatterns

15.09.2025 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's up for a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings? ๐Ÿ’œ

14.09.2025 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really proud of myself for finally making some marketing collateral that I really like.

12.09.2025 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Darkness

Butthurt

Butthurt

(Crypto) Mining

(Crypto) Mining

Rat Race

Rat Race

I love playing "Name That Unhinged Icon" on the Noun Project.

10.09.2025 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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103: Aspect Ratio YouTube video by Cosmic Plumbing

If you thought last week's demo was a banger, wait until you see our demo this coming Saturday! We are doing something no one else has done in astrology software. See you then!

10.09.2025 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so there today. โ˜ฟ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ›•

09.09.2025 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Monday everyone!

08.09.2025 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always feel like we are about 70-75% done with our engineering and design tickets each week. Slowly but surely getting to finished software! ๐Ÿ”ฎ

06.09.2025 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This astrology software is looking and working really niiiiice these days. ๐Ÿ’œ

06.09.2025 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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077 - (ORCA Series #10) - From Inheriting Strategy to Shaping It - Relationship Prioritization with Jake Zukowski Podcast Episode ยท The UX Level-Up ยท 08/25/2025 ยท 41m

Think design deserves a seat at the business table? Here's the truth: they saved a place for you, but you need to take your seat. Learn how I got into the business strategy conversations as a UX designer on the UX Level Up podcast. #ux #design #designleadership podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0...

26.08.2025 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Americans, what is your act of patriotism you will be showing this year? #patriot #patriotism #independenceday #july4th

06.07.2025 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think he was freaked out by the fireworks. Happy 4th?

04.07.2025 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look folks. Iโ€™m counting this as a full super-wide pull up.

04.07.2025 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0