Glenn Fleishman

THEY DIDNT WANT THE DOG TO FEEL LEFT OUT MARY

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“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.

Missing Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

like, if you go in and want to get lightning bolts on your neck because you love frankenstein, your tattooer is going to be like, “hold up, maybe you don’t want this because”, but this *specific* design is *universally* understood to mean one and only one thing

Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

The eyes have it.

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE

hey if you inexplicably missed out on this gorgeous hunk of book, with 288 pages of cartoons from 2020-2025, there's a dwindling stock of overage still available at www.tomtomorrowstore.com

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

I saw a dog at the gym and pet it and then forgot which locker I used, requiring the supremely nice owner to help me figure that out.

Erm hhhmmm ermmm huuhhh I think you errrr mean 110 baud 🤓

The nanoviolin will not be enough, a new picoviolin will be needed.

The one I am waiting for is the inevitable sob story that will some point appear, one assumes in the Telegraph, of someone who has been clobbered by a UK income tax bill because their flights to Dubai were cancelled and they spent one day too much in the UK.

Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Education price is $499. No Touch ID needed in ed environment.

Sounds like the right-wing version of The Substance. Maybe call it The Substack.

A sheet of newspaper flong, beige, shown front and back: left, front, debossed, including type and cartoon; right, back, embossed, with felting to protect low areas during casting from collapse

An open matchbook with Wood Flong Corp. types of flong printed on the unused matchsticks

Photo of BBN’s component leaders (left to right): Leo Beranek, Richard Bolt, and Robert Newman

I can’t quite believe this is true, but there is a direct connection between FLONG and the BIRTH OF THE INTERNET via Bolt Beranek and Newman. This is not a joke. www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle...

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I only eat a meteor at 2:30

Great, great. And do you remember your social security number.

I remembered mine for decades, and the woke one day and it was gone. Like tears in the rain.

Markwayne Mullin

inspired by @dumbmike.bsky.social, here's a headline one word at a time for you to observe your own responses to

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

I nearly passed out laughing the first time I watched it.

I saw the T beams off the rings of CompuServe

You can pick your friends.

Remember when we had to download them slowly in pieces and have them stitched together by special software? I want to say I used to look at space photos.

IP over Avian Carriers - Wikipedia

From back when things were fun! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over...

Just run a simulator!

Gaudeamus igitur,
Juvenes dum sumus

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