Cheering excitedly at the mushroom clouds scattered along the horizon because it means my Kalshi bet just hit.
06.03.2026 15:20
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How come when you brain someone, you're hitting them in the brain, and when you kneecap someone, you're hitting them in the kneecap, but when you butt someone, you're hitting them with your head?
06.03.2026 15:11
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It happened, but the intentions are apocryphal
06.03.2026 15:09
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Not to brag, but according to my junk mail, I've been selected for over 253 million special offers
06.03.2026 15:04
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No one ever asks me about my tattoos. Because I had them drawn on the inside layer of my skin.
06.03.2026 15:02
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That's the stuff
06.03.2026 14:58
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The shape of the Hershey's Kiss was invented in 1907 when a nude Milton Hershey accidentally sat on a ball of warm chocolate.
06.03.2026 14:58
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doimg drungs
06.03.2026 14:45
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The charges were overblown, like a scratch-off lottery winner at a brothel
06.03.2026 14:30
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Oh no
06.03.2026 14:02
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Go ahead and laugh, kid. Someday you'll be old and won't recognize a single band name on a major music festival poster either.
11.01.2024 13:37
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You can get hammered at brunch twice as fast if you mix your mimosas into your bloody marys.
06.03.2026 13:55
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Always and forever they might be giants. Talking Heads, The Mountain Goats, The Decemberists. Etc.
06.03.2026 13:48
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A pretty broad variety. I found almost everything I listen to on Deezer
06.03.2026 13:44
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We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table
06.03.2026 13:02
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white supremacy.
06.03.2026 12:52
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Hell yeah maple syrup in your root beer float
06.03.2026 12:23
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Trying Deezer for now
06.03.2026 11:48
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i like how doorknobs wait until you’re really irritated before they catch your belt loop
05.03.2026 16:05
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Feels good to cut ties with Spotify. I'm embarrassed it took so long. Finally got that taint out of my music. (And by taint, of course I'm referring to that sweaty human gooch Joe Rogan.)
06.03.2026 11:41
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This has always been my favorite of your covers
06.03.2026 11:32
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Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
from the archives: because what the hell anymore:
youtu.be/8w6nP4wGbTs?...
05.03.2026 02:10
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You think this is a joke?
06.03.2026 03:51
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🫡 🍻
06.03.2026 03:49
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Even comes with a broken link to bluesky
06.03.2026 01:44
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Flashbacks
06.03.2026 01:43
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That's a plus
06.03.2026 01:24
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Is Deezer a more ethical streaming service? Really looking for alternatives.
06.03.2026 00:27
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Oh, that’s good.
05.03.2026 19:13
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I like that silly woman and her art very much
05.03.2026 22:55
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