tetchy af

@steeble.uk 😮‍💨

"The only thing that will stop a bad guy with agentic LLM is a good guy with agentic LLM". 🙂‍↔️

[Agentic LLMs and gay shit]

Imagine if someone has OpenClaw running their Grindr chats? How the fuck does my personal threat model support that? Fuck's sake.

What I need is a cruise gaming café. Reasonable hours, sleazy clientele. Not entirely alcohol focused.

Procured.

Good morning. I’m buying an upholstery cleaner as soon as possible. My hubris was grabbing my iPad which I forgot was charging.

Hope your Monday goes better.

"A semicanada of Erdinger, bitte." Me, presumably, drunk in Germany at some point.

In a shitposting between Canadians we were talking about whether we can turn the Tim Horton's medium hot beverage size into a SI unit (My day job provides the experience telling me it can be a constant not a unit).

In doing research to remind me the conversion between Canadian fluid ounces to […]

A drag queen who is dressed like she wrote a C compiler using punch cards called "Auntie Pattern".

[Generational violence (gay)]

Zoomers don’t know how to be twinks as well as us millennials managed. You’re wasting 12%bf on clothes 3 sizes too big.

[Casual (joking) racism]

@smalltown2k the French may have standards but they are also lazy, spiteful and can read. “For export to England.”

It becomes a challenge.

And maybe two aligned charts would work better. I could degrade the UV index to high medium low as simply a set of stacked lines (i.e. a high period would be three stacked lines, with the low and medium lines shared with adjoining peroids).

It would also give me an ability to add wind speed.

I’m not yet happy with the font used here, not really good for ePaper. And I think I need to clean up the probability of precipitation to not display when there is a rainfall of 0 mm according to the model.

Ever wish there was a better weather app, get frustrated enough to sign up for a new API and hack together Liquid tempting, Highcharts, and force your twisted five series chart onto the world?

(This is a photo of a TRMNL showing the weather labelled as Old […]

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It has been zero (0) days that I forgot to url encode a thing that was going in a url.

This evening I learned that the MetOffice’s API bearer token is 1682 characters long.

If Eurovision was happening this year (it isn’t), and if the United Kingdom was participating (same? no), the entry just screams “gunning for 8 points from Germany.”

The sudden realization that if I watch an episode of SG1 every weekday for the rest of the year, I’d only have one weekday spare.

@billzismyname you’ve done your homework. 🥰

@billzismyname out of curiosity how many syllables in Worcester?

My husband’s Instagram algorithm has fully gone off the rails. 👀

Help the Microsoft Word document detailing a project's requirements has comments with footnotes in it. 🙂‍↔️

God damn. I left my phone's tooting client on French language tags AGAIN.

Hey @ivory, I think I need a few language tag features.

a) Default language, which can be changed on a post by post basis; replies following the lang tag of the parent post.
b) Filters by language, so it's easier to go […]

I don’t remember my ICQ username because my friends (Canadian) were on MSN, and my friends (American) where on AIM, and I used trillium. Only a few friends (European) had ICQ.

Now my MOO object number is [redacted].

If you’re going to shove me through a fucking chat bot, Bupa… let me fucking attach my goddamn referral.

[Web games]

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 6th 2026 (Hard), in less than 20 minutes
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@Goodwithcolour there are two very simple ways of doing it. Go back to coupons as a mechanism of payment (or simply paying for our cinema tickets), or QR codes.

@Goodwithcolour betchya can go to the counter and show the poor minimum wage employee that for free.

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

[Puzzle stuff]

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 5th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 10 minutes
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https://cluesbysam.com

I’ve got my GitHub pull request reviews and my Jira tickets showing up on my TRMNL today. Templating HTML using Liquid is so satisfying.

Warning to Manchester. It is now Barça weather. 😒