Johnny McNulty

Congratulations!

CHOTINER: You said you would do the laundry last night.

ME: Tremendous progress is being made. The hamper is practically empty.

CHOTINER: Are you telling me you did the laundry?

ME: I'm saying we've made progress.

CHOTINER: Is that because there are wet clothes sitting in the washer?

ME: ...

Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(

Almost like there's a link between being stupid enough to support Trump's war and being stupid enough to take Chotiner's call.

The strike? Based on a feeling. The feeling? Based on a fact. The fact? Actually an idea. That idea? Albert Einstein.

I had a non-political thought yesterday and forgot to write it down.

There’s a new Tillyverse out that’s supposed to be nuts

Yes the president has a weird puncture wound on on his neck no he can't step into the sun stop asking

Polymarket is evil but I would respect it 15% more if I could bet on when it happens.

a thing that doesn't really get enough discussion about platner is that, even if you assume the latter here is true (and i do), it's going to make him strongly susceptible to malign influences if he gets elected to the senate; the framework to think about him isn't fetterman, it's gabbard

Oh, you probably just think it's bad because of all the horrible consequences.

But I wanted to hear the end of the Michael Dell story.

Can't wait for a few years from now when I'm binge-watching stuff I missed and I get to go on an emotional rollercoaster about a monkey.

we're getting lapped on elite accountability by a de jure aristocracy

Clowning is to Gen Z theater kids what burlesque was to Millennials

"Which brings me to my next point: why we should stop feeding humans."

Bill and Hillary were so happy back then

Every single win is a big deal, and we should celebrate and uplift them no matter how bleak things may feel. We need to realize how huge of a deal it is to win battles against fascists with such immense power.

As a history major, "increasingly ambitious elites emerged as a rival power center to the government" is very frequently the second-to-last stop.

Every fuck-up sibling in the world has had the thought, at some point, "well at least I'm not Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor"

[watching mass get out on Ash Wednesday]

"And they're off!"

who does this boer demon think he is

It's amazing how completely Go-Gurt has dominated being the go-to funny food. Before that, the funniest food was Tang, a drink. For centuries, you had to hope "rutabaga" would do the trick. We live in an age of wonders.

I'm not following UK politics but every headline I see is like "Keir Starmer Fights For Political Survival After Getting Plastic Bag Stuck To Head"

This could be even bigger than a boob.

The human impulse to feel like shit and just want them back

I think it's kind of endearing that Peter Thiel's biggest fear is that the antichrist will come to earth without being his friend.

Fallout Continues From Man's Fun Little Song

Time to play did this person do 30 posts in a row or did I accidentally click on their profile?

I think there will be less than six months between It Happening and "Trump Never Really Existed" becoming a popular right wing grift