Johnny McNulty

Expert on bad here: this is bad.

I will also say that it’s a bit wild to me that no press freedom organization or professional journalistic association has tried to contact me or even put out a statement here.

I mean Jesus Christ. A little solidarity from institutions would be nice here!

Congratulations!

CHOTINER: You said you would do the laundry last night.

ME: Tremendous progress is being made. The hamper is practically empty.

CHOTINER: Are you telling me you did the laundry?

ME: I'm saying we've made progress.

CHOTINER: Is that because there are wet clothes sitting in the washer?

ME: ...

Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(

Almost like there's a link between being stupid enough to support Trump's war and being stupid enough to take Chotiner's call.

The strike? Based on a feeling. The feeling? Based on a fact. The fact? Actually an idea. That idea? Albert Einstein.

I had a non-political thought yesterday and forgot to write it down.

There’s a new Tillyverse out that’s supposed to be nuts

Yes the president has a weird puncture wound on on his neck no he can't step into the sun stop asking

Polymarket is evil but I would respect it 15% more if I could bet on when it happens.

a thing that doesn't really get enough discussion about platner is that, even if you assume the latter here is true (and i do), it's going to make him strongly susceptible to malign influences if he gets elected to the senate; the framework to think about him isn't fetterman, it's gabbard

Oh, you probably just think it's bad because of all the horrible consequences.

But I wanted to hear the end of the Michael Dell story.

Can't wait for a few years from now when I'm binge-watching stuff I missed and I get to go on an emotional rollercoaster about a monkey.

we're getting lapped on elite accountability by a de jure aristocracy

Clowning is to Gen Z theater kids what burlesque was to Millennials

"Which brings me to my next point: why we should stop feeding humans."

Bill and Hillary were so happy back then

Every single win is a big deal, and we should celebrate and uplift them no matter how bleak things may feel. We need to realize how huge of a deal it is to win battles against fascists with such immense power.

As a history major, "increasingly ambitious elites emerged as a rival power center to the government" is very frequently the second-to-last stop.

Every fuck-up sibling in the world has had the thought, at some point, "well at least I'm not Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor"

[watching mass get out on Ash Wednesday]

"And they're off!"

who does this boer demon think he is

It's amazing how completely Go-Gurt has dominated being the go-to funny food. Before that, the funniest food was Tang, a drink. For centuries, you had to hope "rutabaga" would do the trick. We live in an age of wonders.

I'm not following UK politics but every headline I see is like "Keir Starmer Fights For Political Survival After Getting Plastic Bag Stuck To Head"

This could be even bigger than a boob.

The human impulse to feel like shit and just want them back

I think it's kind of endearing that Peter Thiel's biggest fear is that the antichrist will come to earth without being his friend.

Fallout Continues From Man's Fun Little Song