You Can't Scare Me! 👻

Why, what's this waiting under the tree on Christmas morning? A bonus holiday episode of You Can't Scare Me? Well merry Christmas indeed!

Merry Christmas Knife Guy - Let's Read Bad Two Sentence Horror YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

YCSM Highlight: Merry Christmas Knife Guy! Let's Read Bad Two Sentence Horror

More & More & More Tales to Give You Goosebumps YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social goes caroling, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social loves his dog, and @bobvids.com gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas! youtu.be/wuV-U5Cl7Ds

A drawing by @voidburger.com showing the End from Metal Gear Solid 3 rocking Quiet's bikini and torn leggings

I would like it on the record that @voidburger.com drew the End in Quiet's style a while back

Well folks, here we are: rock bottom. In this discussion of what I refuse to believe is not the worst Goosebumps book: dark secrets are revealed, lasting psychologic damage is done, and maybe, just maybe, we all learn a little something about ourselves.

please enjoy our podcast @youcantscare.me that is only occasionally about goosebumps by r.l. stine

Go Eat Worms! YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), @bobvids.com learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!

YCSM 20 - The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!

YCSM 19 - Deep Trouble YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gets caught up in the crossfire, @bobvids.com steps on some fire coral, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers Cthulhu!

The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2 YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social jams on an egg sandwich, @achangeofpants.bsky.social says goodbye to Ganon, and @bobvids.com rots in hell!

YCSM 18 - Monster Blood 2 YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

review of the podcast "you can't scare me" by Rmdubbs titled "The Best Goosebumps Pod": "I've listened to all the available Goosebumps podcasts out there and this is BY FAR the very best one. They have the perfect balance of summary, commentary, analysis, and banter. The group is also hilarious. Keep up the good work!"

a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!

YCSM 17 - Why I'm Afraid of Bees YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

A blue plastic lunchbox with the Goosebumps logo, and the cover art from "One Day at Horrorland", with a monster peering over a sign that reads "Welcome to Horrorland". There is also a thermos with a blue lid, the Goosebumps logo, and a mohawked skeleton reading a Goosebumps book

Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)

A crude drawing of Mario, Bob, and Brandon together underneath a blanket that is propped up by a chair. Mario is drawn to look like his username of "TomatoGrandpa", but with additional mummy bandages, Bob is a ventrilloquist's dummy, and Brandon is a Horror. Brandon is holding a flashlight up to his face, as if in the middle of summarizing yet another Goosebumps book. The colour pallets comprises soft peaches and blues, all pulled from the Jacobus cover of One Day At Horrorland.

What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...

In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.

If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat
@youcantscare.me is perfect!

I just wanna point out that this is the first episode I've listened to that made absolutely zero mention of "trouble fluid" and I listened to it twice to make sure.

Trick or Treat Studios Reveals Their New Goosebumps Figure Packaging Trick or Treat Studios is giving collectors a closer look at their upcoming Officially Licensed Goosebumps book packaging

@youcantscare.me @bobvids.com holy hell check this out bleedingcool.com/collectibles...

#26 - Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland Part 1 (Gextra Life '18) YouTube video by ChipCheezumLPs

I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg

One Day at HorrorLand You Can't Scare Me! · Episode

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!

Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.

just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes

we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids

Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.

Is the McDonalds milkshake machine always broken because they still haven’t recovered from making all the mud?

*sigh* reset the sign, fellas

You Can't Scare Me! You Can't Scare Me! · Episode

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social ponders how one throws a bee, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and @bobvids.com discovers what mud monsters are really made of! open.spotify.com/episode/4vtv...

Folks I know I'm biased, but this is a very, very good episode of YCSM. Stay til the end and hear us actually lose our minds.