Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/
this made me cackle all the way through
i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON
They are terrified of telling the truth about Jan. 6. Utterly terrified. They would have to admit the truth that everyone saw with their own eyes.
Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.
It was funny to see, I don't even remember which US newspaper it was anymore, but an obit of Ali Khamenei said something to the effect of "he lived a paranoid life in which he believed the US and Israel were out to kill him, which eventually happened"
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
Swiss company complies with Swiss court order, film at 11
damnit I hoped they were going to make the chief concubine position permanent
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
New tag line: Can't take the walker from me.
Weeks, and this week is worse.
an organizational behavior professor who has only managed his own calendar in an academic department talking to people who have already supervised multiple different teams of 15-20 people of differing levels of education and cultural back grounds?
That's porn.
it must've felt so fucking good to say this to the trump admin lawyer
I've become essentially zero tolerance about alternative medicine. The simplest way to explain it is that if all chiropractors were doing was giving you a very aggressive massage, whatever. But what happens instead is that you get people into a system that tells them to stop taking vaccines.
A painting of a bird beside the text "wait, you think people like this shit?"
Or is that a different Montana guy?
Is this the guy who assaulted at least a journalist too?
I do admire that she has the balls to be like 'I know cars kill and expecting them not to is ridiculous' as a defense of driving a car
Sounds like my mom. She hates my hair when dyed and lets me know.
I got one before camera phones that said "You will be hungry. Order takeout."
my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy
I know this is very funny but also pretty striking that our government lies about literally everything, including stuff that's easy to prove.
Any Dem who ever sits down to make a deal across the aisle with this captured Congress, you're a dope.
I had a man look me in the eye and say waterfalls make fresh oxygen. Because the water banging it's way down breaks the molecules apart.
I did not have it in my heart to ask why you're allowed to smoke by waterfalls.
Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”
he wants the skin tone and flags to be different. but he'd be happy with it in xtian garb.
my mouth won't close
Greg Dolezal taking some broad swings in his ad for Lt. Gov. of Georgia. Holy shit…
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(Only including the link for people who even after watching it can’t believe this is real.)
seven deadly sins: 1. sloth 2-7. whatever
