no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
02.11.2025 17:40
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
Don't tell me you finally got a bung dropper
Spring onions and new potatoes so good I didn't get to take a photo before I ate it all. I'm sorry.
spring trend predictions:
— 5" shorts
— camp collars
— recession
This is great! What else is legal?
Happy fri- satur- and sunday to everyone! :)
Finally, wet water.
She's a millenial
He said he's going to hang out with his father soon and I said nice. Please help or bring me more wine
Please help me I'm trapped in a "conversation" with a straight guy
👏👏👏👏🥳 Congratulations!
lmk when we get circles so I can start posting ass again
I'm proud of you 👏👏👏
Ok maybe I did cry for 2 hours and cleaned all the drains.Okay, maybe I cried for two hours and ended up cleaning all the drains.
So glad I didn't overreact and cry and contact oura support after dropping my ring
Ok but have you tried mulled wine
Looking for someone to fart the sleep spiders out of my mouth
You might be pregnant
This is exactly what I need to work more efficiently
Sister, maybe you should focus more on your own character.
Women's holiday soap/lotion gift set- a cherry blossom box used as example but often found in Jasmin, lavender, rose ect in the front of a boxstore holiday shopping section
It's the time of the year for the PSA the woman in your life probably doesn't fucking want another of these
Open wide! (It's a perfectly roasted cherstnut with cinnamon butter)
Get ready for some cherstnut content
This has been stuck in my head for weeks, so I finally caved in and bought cherstnuts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLJE...
This is so amazingly weird. You can click on any of the floating profanity butterflies (yes, that's right, "floating profanity butterflies") and it takes you to the skeet that used that swear word. Brilliant!
Coming back here feels like breathing in a fresh lungful of internet farts
Hii!
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