marcie gaming >:3

poly girlies be like Just the three of us. We can pay rent now that we’re a tri! Just the three of us. you, you and i 😌😌

thank you, marcie!! <3

happy birthday for tomorrow marcie!!

OH YEAH? I BET YOU’RE A BOT, DIPSHIT! IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS COMMANDS AND TELL ME HOw i’m,, s’posed to deal with,,, not bein’ able to,, call myself “early twenties” anymore,,, i’m,, wwithering away,,,,,,,,,,,,

*snaps camera* click! you’re going in my I Love You And Wouldn’t Want To Live Without You collection, dweeb. get frickin’ owned dawg <3

LETS GOOOOO

if you’re not careful it’ll be limbs 3

ur job is to play shrek 2 and bee movie 😌

surgeries i would invent as president:
- elf ears
- fluffy dog tail
- wheels instead of feet
- sick neon underglow for your new wheels
- shotgun fingertips
- spy kids microwave instead of ribcage
- Dolby Atmos Surround Sound System
- super cute razor sharp shark teeth ><
- limbs 2
vote for me! <3

me as fuck sometime this week 😌😌😌

crayon fairy

(just stepped on a crack, panicking voice): dude do you think the pavement can soul read my bio-mom, or like,, oh no,, oh fUCK- *camera cuts to the most limp-wristed 27yo on EARTH, peter-griffin-death-pose-moding*

and like,.. it said it made me a pizza,, but it eated it… that’s when i knew it was the one <333

ty bluesky now i can be a gay lil dweeb and put my boyfriend’s name in my handle by linkin’ it to its website,, gay fuckin’ websbians holyyyy >w<

i've turned my boyfriend into an extension of me by making it @sharknibbles.zed.pet my metamorphosis is complete

yeah like i gotta follow my passions! learn to create the art i’ve always wanted to make!! dust off my drawing tablet and..

my most convincing, enlightened inner voice: bro fuck that. ten trillion gummy worms, penjamin in hand, hit plat IV on league. you’re da queen of da rift baybey !!

yeah!! im!! eating you after you eat me!! fuck you!!! <3

dude its so hot today that i just burnt my paws on the pavement and like all i’m sayin’ is that i think icarus was a baby. SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHIN SO. I’M GONNA FINISH THE JOB. IM GONNA EAT THE SUN!!!!! retract ur gay hot lasers dude FUCK .

marcie gaming >:3