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Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

lmao

remember when Facebook straight up lied about the "pivot to video" stats and wrecked entire industries? Surely the chatgpt people wouldn't do THAT

Can this be a solution?

So many people make things a problem when actually the answer is quite simple provided you’re willing to disrupt

Oil blockade? Why not simply have ChatGPT create some oil for you?

We’re being led to extinction by the dumbest people in history.

honorable mention for "i think i'm qualified to determine which grants should be terminated bc i've read books" "oh yea, which books qualify you?" "there are no books"

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

for me, Torkoal started his journey by jumping in the hot springs, and then complaining it was too difficult to get out. C'mon maaaaan

“The below account is neither owned nor operated by Emeka Egbuka. It is in no way affiliated with Emeka or the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.”

Musk’s perverse pay-go ‘verification’ system continues to create situations like this

Perhaps it was a bad thing to give a scumbag abuser the power to decide life and death all around the world

I think that’s a naan starter.

‘85% of IT leaders say traceability and explainability gaps have delayed or stopped AI projects from reaching production.‘

I love the term ‘traceability and explainability gaps’ as a way of saying ‘We have no way of knowing why our LLM bots do things and we’ve suddenly realized that’s a problem’.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

“.. The advice signals a recalibration by the White House — and reflects growing concern among some Republicans that Democrats are successfully framing Trump's immigration policy as overly sweeping and indiscriminate.”

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Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job The Social Security inspector general’s office is investigating allegations that the former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive in a major potential security breach, said people familia...

He allegedly said "he needed help transferring data from a thumb drive “to his personal computer so that he could ‘sanitize’ the data before using it at [the company.] ... [and] that he expected to receive a presidential pardon ... ." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Jake Lang, sending texts to literal children like

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

I would love it of a game started flashing a little popcorn bucket in the top corner as a long cutscene starts lol.

Next time this culture of casual massacre Republicans have created and forced us all to live in ricochets back to hurt one of their own every media outlet will start wringing their hands about political violence as if this guy hasn’t been out here saying loathsome shit like this all along.

please enjoy the actual photo of Marco with shoes that are too big for his feet

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

I'm sorry but 'courtiers too scared to take off the shoes they've been bought' is proper mad emperor, end of days stuff.

Democrats still get grief for a decade-old “deplorable” comment whereas Republicans acting like the Klan barely hits the news. Bigotry is a career strategy for them.

oh good i was worried it was white supremacy and capitalism

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.