Effin' Birds

I'm not American and I make the comics about 18 months before you see them

A painting of a bird beside the text "i always wondered what would happen if we put a total fuckin' moron in charge"

Looks like something exciting happened in the scheduling software

There are more sets at the link!

That combo of I Hate People and I ❤️ Hotdogs speaks to me

Used to sell it on pint glasses, but the current license holder for that kind of merch doesn't do 'em. Coasters, though, you can get at your local book/gift shop from the company Versatile, and there are a number of them about being drunk.

I definitely use my own jokes more than once

A painting of a bird beside the text "I see it, I just don't fucking believe it"

oh YES

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

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A sticker of Jogu, courtesy of Effin' Birds.

@effinbirds.com Got mine before the lawyers shut it down

A painting of a bird beside the text "this shit is easy to fix if you live in cuckoo fuckin' delusion land"

A painting of a bird beside the text "I really do not need to hear from a dumbass right now"

Effin Birds calendar page for Wed March 4 2026 "I dont think there's a stupider was to do this shit"

It was kind of @benwolfevision.bsky.social to send today's INCREDIBLY APPROPRIATE page from the @effinbirds.com calendar.

A painting of a bird beside the text "wait, you think people like this shit?"

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

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@effinbirds.com keeping it real.

This calendar channels all my feelings. Highly recommend it.

A painting of a bird beside the text "everyone loves your dingbat bullshit"

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "YOU UNBEARABLE FUCKING DUMBSHIT"

I’m always telling my kids, “Life didn’t used to be like this! THIS IS NOT NORMAL.”

A drawing of a black and white bird standing on a tree stump. The words beside it say, “Dingleberries gonna dingleberry.” The date at the bottom is Tuesday, March 3, 2026.

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

Happy Tuesday!

(From the @effinbirds.com desktop calendar.)

A painting of a bird beside the text "Someday, somewhere, someone will truly understand just how fucked up this was"

shhh this is sarcasm

A painting of a bird beside the text "please, tell me more about your bullshit"

after seeing this, i'm going to become the joker

You're gonna have to settle for the button option at the site, I think

LOL I don't think there is any world in which I sell a thousand of these

This is a painting of the Star Wars character Grogu wearing Joker makeup

No?

In a society, we live.