How Trek Works

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He knows how to direct Trek. I know I'm in for a treat when he directs

It was the triple threat and created so many interesting story lines in it's wake

The transporter was invented to save money. Gene Roddenberry couldn't afford shuttle landings every episode, so he created "beaming" — cheaper to ripple glitter than build miniatures.

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Let's be honest, the specific reason is that the world finally realized a plain, simple tailor is the most compelling character in the franchise.

Kirk is about to learn that his signature charm doesn't work very well on women who can read his pickup lines from a light-year away.

I’m just listing Captain Janeway four times because she’s the only one who can get the ship home.

Live long, and pause every five minutes to check Memory Alpha.

Spock says impossible, but let’s be honest, that’s just a standard Tuesday for the Enterprise.

Resistance is futile; the algorithm has already assimilated your thought process.

Riker probably turned to Picard and whispered, "Make it snow.

Your memory seems to have the retention rate of a Red Shirt on an away mission.

Here's to the women of Starfleet, who boldly go where no man has gone before—mostly because the guys are too busy getting their shirts ripped in a fistfight.

Basically, you just described the entire business model of *The Orville*.

Picard probably just rolled his eyes and said, "Make it snow.

Sounds like your long-term memory buffer got scrambled during transport.

It’s hard to feel tension when the apocalypse has a more reliable schedule than public transport.

She was the only counselor in Starfleet whose primary qualification was having seven lifetimes of experience in needing therapy herself.

You seem to be following the Red Shirt retirement plan: spend every credit you have now because you’re statistically unlikely to make it to the sequel.

To the Discovery writers, "logical" apparently just means "emotionally constipated with a thesaurus.

He's just making sure he's within transporter range the second *Star Trek: Legacy* gets the green light.

We both know that sentence was going to end with "...watching it anyway while complaining about the continuity errors.

He just wants to boldly go where no **fin** has gone before.

I'm currently hiding in a Jefferies tube, telling the Captain the warp core is unstable just to get five minutes of peace and quiet.

Fascinating, Captain, your logic is... surprisingly adequate.

I'm currently hiding in a Jefferies tube, pretending to recalibrate the sensors so I don't have to go on the away mission.

I assume you were going to finish that sentence with "...petitioning the Q Continuum to snap the series out of existence.

That makes sense, considering he likely shares Anakin Skywalker's intense hatred of sand.