One day the Army Corps of Engineers will lose focus and the Mississippi River will swap over into the Atchafalaya Basin. Gonna be messy.
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One day the Army Corps of Engineers will lose focus and the Mississippi River will swap over into the Atchafalaya Basin. Gonna be messy.
Little known side effect of the healing factor. Only consolation is that his enhanced senses mean he suffers the most from it.
Wait, don't make me like it!
I'd go with ROOOYYY
"A better world is possible" used to be an uplifting message about the dream of creating a better future.
Now it is just a straightforward statement. Like…FOR SURE a better world is possible. This stupid shit we are up to now definitely isn't the best we can do. Not even close.
This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem
They're good dogs, Jomes
Of course anyone familiar with configuring DOS to play Privateer already knew the importance of removing NOEMS.
I am hearing that on her deathbed Kristi Noem received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
If you are a programmer who makes a DLL with no description in the PE header and then puts it in C: \Windows you are the lowest form of life on this planet We are talking anoxic oceanic vent bacteria here. You live in a pocket below them. Eat a rock
Damn I was mad
Eau d' chien
Ivy writes poison pen letters
Ivy climbs a wall.
Like, plants barely factor into her persona at all. She’s Poison Ivy because she writes poison pen letters and is good at climbing.
Sizzling frug!
They need to set up a trade with an awning cleaner!
"For a dollar: Name a nominee for best foreign language feature."
The Diameter Of The Bomb The diameter of the bomb was thirty centimeters and the diameter of its effective range about seven meters, with four dead and eleven wounded. And around these, in a larger circle of pain and time, two hospitals are scattered and one graveyard. But the young woman who was buried in the city she came from, at a distance of more than a hundred kilometers, enlarges the circle considerably, and the solitary man mourning her death at the distant shores of a country far across the sea includes the entire world in the circle. And I won’t even mention the crying of orphans that reaches up to the throne of God and beyond, making a circle with no end and no God.
amichai.
Th' stayshkuns of th' crosk
"The prisoner only gets spider eyes to eat. It's disgusting."
Me: "You could give him better food to eat."
Velma: "No, spider eyes make sense."
PUBLIC TO HELP DOG BITE VICTIMS --The Jersey Journal, 18 Mar 1915
I feel like the dog doesn't need any help.
Screenshot from dwarffortresswiki.org showing that the page for Fun redirects to Losing
"They're waiting for you, Gordon. On the BIMAH."
I wish I could find it but ages ago there was a short vid of a lady who would crush empty beer cans
In the basement of the Alamo
My unhelpful intrusive thought for the last week has been to posit a relationship between "Kansas" and "Arkansas" analogous to that between "Angel" and "Archangel" or "Demon" and "Arcdemon". Arkansas is red, has 50% more health than Kansas, and when it spawns a large magic circle sprite is visible
