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This is kind of tangential, but when my Food Not Bombs was trying to get money to give away diapers we went to the adult baby diaper lover subreddit and asked them for cash. They fully funded our diaper program for several weeks.

This is just to say, when you're in need, maybe look to the perverts.

07.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

"And my Sickbay is a chamber of horrors. My assistants were betting on the tolerance of an injured man. How long it would take him to pass out from the pain. " (Star Trek, "Mirror Mirror")

We are the bad guys. Period.

07.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

People we've forgotten about because we already blocked them elsewhere

07.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret not heckling Trump when I was at the Letterman taping in 2015.

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thumb is so crucial to showing the skull is on an arm/hand.

07.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What age seems fair?

07.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well sconce my skull and call me smokey!

07.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A new version of Street Fighter meets Duck Hunt, with even more taunting from M. Bison. Thanks again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.

07.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

One day the Army Corps of Engineers will lose focus and the Mississippi River will swap over into the Atchafalaya Basin. Gonna be messy.

07.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Little known side effect of the healing factor. Only consolation is that his enhanced senses mean he suffers the most from it.

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

06.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, don't make me like it!

06.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd go with ROOOYYY

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, okay."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, okay." YouTube video by C-SPAN

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOy...

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"A better world is possible" used to be an uplifting message about the dream of creating a better future.

Now it is just a straightforward statement. Like…FOR SURE a better world is possible. This stupid shit we are up to now definitely isn't the best we can do. Not even close.

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 482 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

They're good dogs, Jomes

06.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course anyone familiar with configuring DOS to play Privateer already knew the importance of removing NOEMS.

05.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I am hearing that on her deathbed Kristi Noem received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

forum.rpg.net/index.php?th...

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
If you are a programmer who makes a DLL with no description in the PE header and then puts it in C: \Windows you are the lowest form of life on this planet

We are talking anoxic oceanic vent bacteria here. You live in a pocket below them.

Eat a rock

If you are a programmer who makes a DLL with no description in the PE header and then puts it in C: \Windows you are the lowest form of life on this planet We are talking anoxic oceanic vent bacteria here. You live in a pocket below them. Eat a rock

Damn I was mad

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cormac McCarthy’s No Country for Young Dogs β€œTrump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing her dogβ€”and goatβ€”in new book.” β€” The Guardian 4/26/24 - - -The dog is wiry and playful. Its red m...

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cor...

05.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eau d' chien

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ivy writes poison pen letters

Ivy writes poison pen letters

Ivy climbs a wall.

Ivy climbs a wall.

Like, plants barely factor into her persona at all. She’s Poison Ivy because she writes poison pen letters and is good at climbing.

05.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Sizzling frug!

05.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They need to set up a trade with an awning cleaner!

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"For a dollar: Name a nominee for best foreign language feature."

05.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Diameter Of The Bomb
The diameter of the bomb was thirty centimeters
and the diameter of its effective range about seven meters,
with four dead and eleven wounded.
And around these, in a larger circle
of pain and time, two hospitals are scattered
and one graveyard. But the young woman
who was buried in the city she came from,
at a distance of more than a hundred kilometers,
enlarges the circle considerably,
and the solitary man mourning her death
at the distant shores of a country far across the sea
includes the entire world in the circle.
And I won’t even mention the crying of orphans
that reaches up to the throne of God and
beyond, making a circle with no end and no God.

The Diameter Of The Bomb The diameter of the bomb was thirty centimeters and the diameter of its effective range about seven meters, with four dead and eleven wounded. And around these, in a larger circle of pain and time, two hospitals are scattered and one graveyard. But the young woman who was buried in the city she came from, at a distance of more than a hundred kilometers, enlarges the circle considerably, and the solitary man mourning her death at the distant shores of a country far across the sea includes the entire world in the circle. And I won’t even mention the crying of orphans that reaches up to the throne of God and beyond, making a circle with no end and no God.

amichai.

05.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 503 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Th' stayshkuns of th' crosk

05.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0