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Dingle dorbs

@dashingdarbs

He/him. queer small town werewolf. AoNZ. old punk plant nerd- weeds, conservation, foraging. Beer, brunch, coffee, cargo bikes, loud music. Angry, tired, horny. Mostly posts shower thoughts of no importance.

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To be fair, I'm sure she didn't write that headline.

10.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you weeding?

10.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice

10.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did they know the whale didn't mean to kill him?

10.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is awesome

10.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope it chills out soon!

10.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He sounds pretty chirpy at least

10.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It gave me a "normal" one, after a couple of months of faffing about

10.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to have throw up and faint level ones sometimes. Do not miss them!

10.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo

10.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope those bastards subside soon

10.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe

10.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can do it!!!

10.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sneaky

09.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is likely :)

09.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmm, greasy

09.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That will be fifty bucks, thanks.
Follow me for more wellbeing tips like "don't listen to the 6am news straight after the alarm, it's a shit way to start the day", and "fuck the gym, I'm staying in bed an extra half an hour".

09.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he was Roman? :)

09.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sleepy guy with cup of coffee. Guy is wearing a grey dressing gown.

Sleepy guy with cup of coffee. Guy is wearing a grey dressing gown.

Sitting here with my first cup of intention water for the day.

09.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 67 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no! I hope you are feeling better.
Also great shirt.
Also I love her bitch face so much :)

09.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful

09.03.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A little lamb or kiwi toy

09.03.2026 08:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being seen as who we are can be really important at particular points of our lives.

09.03.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CHAOS UK -  short sharp shock (FULL ALBUM)
CHAOS UK - short sharp shock (FULL ALBUM) YouTube video by UKBANDSS

youtu.be/utQJ7hd_PQY

Just heard the really sad news about Gabba.
Rest easy matey

09.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the "don't say it don't say it", then you say it!
Just correct yourself and move on. That is the acknowledgment to them that you didn't mean to and you respect their pronouns even if you glitch on it sometimes. If they are not arseholes they'll also move on.

09.03.2026 07:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So saying, I occasionally still misgender myself, let alone other people.
And my mum still goes through the entire family's names, and the dog's, before she gets the right one.

09.03.2026 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It takes a bit of getting used to, but your brain will figure it out with use. Brains are good like that.

09.03.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss gluten, but looking at those it's probably for the best of my gut.

09.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This time of the year it may be a young bird out by itself, who just wasn't quite good enough at hunting.

09.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

09.03.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0