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Some forgotten video game mascot from the 90s who's obsessed with jetpacks, tokusatsu and monster taming. Sometimes a Pokemon or a Digimon. Optimistically nihilistic. No minors please. https://zalno.net/ https://ko-fi.com/zalno4609 30s/single/He him

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I'm still upset with Nintendo over the $80 Mario Kart, the $450 Switch 2 and their deliberate attempts to kill the physical game market. I haven't thought about a Nintendo Direct in a long time.

10.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I saw the Daily Bonuses in that new fishing world, my gut instinct told me it was gonna be some pay-to-win BS. Looks like I was 100% on the money.

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because that is exactly what they are trying to be. A pay-to-win mobile game.

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mechanical Violator Hakaider

02.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1021 πŸ” 434 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Kamen Rider Kuuga - Dragon Form

10.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

10.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 2091 πŸ” 746 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

I'm pretty sure he isn't aware of those games. Dude only plays on Xbox, and it's usually stuff like Call of Duty or Microsoft Flight Sim.

Like I said, normie as fuck.

10.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure I just heard the most normie thought I've heard to date.

"Man, I wish Nintendo would make a Mario game, but like Grand Theft Auto."

This came from the same guy who is obsessed with AI slop. Nothing going on upstairs.

#blutoid

10.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know you wrote music!

09.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MOre pages!

As usual please check out Webtoon :
www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ho...

And then Telegram :
t.me/HowlsintheLi...

07.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, fair

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Paging Dr. @thecartoongamer.bsky.social.

09.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder how many of my #blutoid peeps knew this?

09.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The first #vtuber technically is...

#vsky

08.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Never heard of this channel. Looking at the thumbnails and titles of their videos, it looks like yet another clickbait channel pushing a narrative.

09.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, I hate this. On the other, I kinda want it?

08.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not my birthday yet.

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I did a livestream for my birthday? From VRChat? I've never done this before, but I kinda want to try it.

08.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Yuuuuuup

08.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll still never buy a Switch 2 myself. I know what my money's worth and it's not worth that. But if someone else wants to gift it to me, I'm not gonna say no. >3>

Unrelated note, my birthday is coming up this month, so I should probably start party planning.

08.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fox Mc'Cloud and Falco Lombardi Sitting next to each other in a Bar. Music (Old Brown Shoe) Playing on the background.

Fox Mc'Cloud and Falco Lombardi Sitting next to each other in a Bar. Music (Old Brown Shoe) Playing on the background.

"You know you pick me up
From where some try to drag me down..."

Commission for Ariosto

23.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This was extremely difficult for me to narrow down, but I went with 9 games that made the most impact on me throughout the last couple decades.

my9games.com
#blutoid

07.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
An Apple Newton eMate 300 computer sitting on Ken's desk in his dimly-lit lair. The eMate 300 was made of translucent blue-green plastic and it featured a laptop form factor with a hinge. The screen is backlit by a green light and it's showing several icons.

An Apple Newton eMate 300 computer sitting on Ken's desk in his dimly-lit lair. The eMate 300 was made of translucent blue-green plastic and it featured a laptop form factor with a hinge. The screen is backlit by a green light and it's showing several icons.

This was Apple's MacBook Neo of the late '90s.

04.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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No Santa. No backsies. #Blutoid

06.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing in procreate of Toa Lewa

Drawing in procreate of Toa Lewa

Toa Lewa
#ariartaccount #marchofrobots #LEGO #BIONICLE

05.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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#Digimon #デジヒン

04.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this timeline.

04.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've tried that and I just never got on with those things. It's too awkward to attach them to my phone, which I keep in a rugged phone case. I'm not a fan of having to lug around a controller for a handheld device. Not to mention, having to use a touchscreen for emulators is not what I want.

03.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't really tried that many other handheld systems, but from my experience it's only slightly thicker than a 3DS XL. Not the most convenient size (it's no Anbernic RG34XX), but I can still easily carry that in my pants pocket without much issue.

03.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is neat.

#blutoid
#Pokopia
#Pokemon30

03.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0