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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny

@atomicnoggin

He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.

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turning a big dial that says "Disappointing Toady" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

11.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are you talking about? We've got Bate Island. Reachable by the Champlain bridge. It's where Westboro and Hintonburg residents keep relocating their ground hogs. Absolutely overrun. They might also relocate raccoons there, but raccoons know how to walk across a bridge.

11.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glup Shitto's finally gunna become cannon

11.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so you … do? want me to put in the newspaper that you got mad?

Now I'm confused.

11.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhhh, we weren't backed up. At all. That's the problem

10.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Out of desperation to make it last longer, we threw in some All Bran. That was a mistake.

10.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you not read the part about the STALE(!) craisins?

Also, no cheesy bits. We were out of goldfish.

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heed this advice. During the big ice storm of '96 I was forced to combine shreddies, honey-nut cheerios, pumpkin seeds and stale craisins into a makeshift trail mix. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

2 Dolla hot dog 1 Dolla watta

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here at the UN for the consideration of the draft agreed conclusions of the 70th session of the Commission on the Status of Women.

09.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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From the kidsinthehall community on Reddit: This is my favorite sketch with chicken lady and bearded lady Explore this post and more from the kidsinthehall community
07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given how horny people get about the original, my personal theory is that some early character test clips made people combust, chicken-lady style

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I am not seeing enough Dolly Parton posts in my feed.

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh-de-lally, oh-le-daddy, oh what a day

07.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Finger on the monkey paw curls*

07.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're saying this on the website that went all in for Alf Hog and Sexy Watto

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Singles Life Is Great! (The Simpsons)
Singles Life Is Great! (The Simpsons) YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise

Also twice as likely to sleep in a racing car...

06.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't see how to "play". Was I supposed to make a bracket first?

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet. Time to quantify my mediocrity

05.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, will there be the ability to play along at home? Outside of just watching along?

05.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know if there'll be the ability to play along at home? Outside of just watching along?

05.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

47 and 29

05.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This also strikes a chord for me.

05.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Muzak version of "Making Plans for Nigel" plays in the background

05.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Succession

05.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Deathtrap" (1982) is just a series of crazy plot twists in surprisingly quick sussesion

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also both proud MontrΓ©alais

05.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Semi pro Hockey player who eventually worked his way up to senior regional manager for Eaton's on my dad's side.

Deaf Forman of a machine parts manufacturer & literally the strongest man I ever knew on my Mom's side.

04.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Tick - Fortune Cookie
The Tick - Fortune Cookie YouTube video by Top Clips

That's a reference to the Patrick Warburton run of The Tick

04.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Blare Clackwood is interested. You should ask her.

04.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0