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Getz/Gilberto featuring Antonio Carlos Jobim

Getz/Gilberto featuring Antonio Carlos Jobim

70 is crazy. the closest flex i have to return is this which I got from my dad's old collection. I've also got a Glenn miller, Basie, and muddy waters but nothing from Jazz fusion or the other jazz greats.

06.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i would probably be willing to make an extremely poor financial decision if I saw this for sale in person at nearly any price. happy for ya! Enjoy!

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Massive fucking W

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

showing up to the party with 3 bottles of the cheapest sparkling wine money could buy because I just got off of work and got booze at cost from my employer

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sickos.jpg

06.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do you think they'll let him put the three f-15 stencils on the side of his plane

04.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

first two seasons are quite good, 3 is fine, I've heard 4 is garbo

04.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

friend of mine studied marine bio and says octopus is the only meat he wont eat on principle. I tend to agree, I dont order it but if it's placed in front of me, i'm not letting it go to waste or anything

04.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the Constitution isn't that long what is that the extra large print version?

04.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GRUG method is tried and true

02.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/capy...

02.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the stupidest guys I know reposted an AI video of trump slap-boxing Khameni as if he could fucking spell Ayatollah let alone knew who that was

02.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

this was my nickname in college

28.02.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
King of the Hill. Boomhauer. β€œIt’s the dang ol’ weekend, man.”

King of the Hill. Boomhauer. β€œIt’s the dang ol’ weekend, man.”

16.08.2025 05:49 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

this is one of my favorite parts of the early Aubrey-Maturin books when Jack is feeling ill before a big battle and Stephen bleeds like 2+ pints from him and then Jack is just feeling so great and ready for the impending chaos

27.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like this is similar to the 10 dogs 10 beers 10 innings challenge where the food part is going to be surprisingly difficult.

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2018, I am installing BattlEye on my computer.
The year is 2023, I am installing BattlEye on my computer.
The year is 2026, I am installing BattlEye on my computer.

27.02.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

waking up at 6am for an international meeting filled with middle aged scientists who still somehow can't figure out how to effectively share their screens

25.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot people really liked the 'spicy' version they released a year later but i think it was subtraction by addition. I'll stick with my classic, thanks

25.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
chicken nugget with earbuds plugged into it

chicken nugget with earbuds plugged into it

this was the best mp3 player ever made. the only person who knows how to repair them is a permanently nude guy who lives in a yurt

25.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

I know a guy who described himself as a "leftist" and last I talked to him he was parroting Asmongold shit

25.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we need a polite phrase or subtle gesture to indicate β€˜my plans for this weekend are absolutely not appropriate to discuss in the workplace, we are talking about the weather now’

24.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more light Androgenetic Alopecia am i right folks

22.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Soup (yellowtail sashimi on a green plate, on top of a leaf, with a bit of wasabi and some white strips of something, maybe radish. There's also chopsticks on the plates)

Soup (yellowtail sashimi on a green plate, on top of a leaf, with a bit of wasabi and some white strips of something, maybe radish. There's also chopsticks on the plates)

Soup of the day: Yellowtail sashimi

22.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the sashimi choice for geniuses

22.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
loft room of some kind with a dirt bike on carpeted floor

loft room of some kind with a dirt bike on carpeted floor

why is there a dirt bike on the top floor

22.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its a gem. Enjoy!

22.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my mind is oscillating between hilarious lines/bits and then wondering how the fuck they shot all this stuff rogue

22.02.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nirvanna the band the show the movie

Nirvanna the band the show the movie

its good, go watch it

22.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0