“I was built to defy God and conquer death. Now I spend my days conquering spreadsheets and defying the procurement department.” ⚡📊🤖 #ModernPrometheus #AbnormalOperations “They used lightning to give me life. Now I need it to power the spreadsheet tracking my own assembly costs.” ⚡📊🤖 #ModernPrometheus #AbnormalOperations #ReanimationResources #MonsterMan…

"I was built to defy God and conquer death. Now I spend my days conquering spreadsheets and defying the procurement department." ⚡📊🤖 #ModernPrometheus #AbnormalOperations
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