Anytime Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on my door, I politely invite them to join me for devil worship and an orgy in the basement.
They never accept. They just leave really fast, which honestly feels kind of rude.
#ExMo #Atheist #ReligiousHumor #Shitpost #QueerSky #DarkHumor #BlueskyHumor
I’ve been seeing everybody do this foot massage trend… so I clocked in too 😂👣
Couple wellness • Pressure point massage • Partner relief
#BlueskyHumor
#SkyFunny
#SkyLaughs
#BlueskyVibes
#CouplePosts
#DailyLaugh
A cartoon shows a grimy basement with a sleazy man hunched over an old computer, creating a fake Bluesky profile. The monitor displays a seductive tattooed woman’s selfie inside a bot-template editing screen with follower counts and sliders. The man grins as he types, surrounded by clutter, pipes, and a single hanging bulb. The caption at the bottom reads: “YOUR NEXT FOLLOWER (STAY TUNED FOR THE DM).”
Hump Day break from politics for some Bluesky humor.
Does it seem like so many followers are bots and scammers? And they’ll be your best friend if you text them on WhatsApp or Zangi?
If so, this one’s for you.
#drawnandquartered #BlueSkyHumor #Satire
#spambots #CryptoScams
#botsky #Blocklist
Let me just say… it is adorable when my husband does his tummy time. He commits to it once a day.
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
Dog sits in office chair like it owns the place. Probably does. Desk, lamp, and brick wall confirm: this is a serious pupper.
Mabel sitting like she straight up owns the joint. Demands treats, not meetings.
#DogsofBluesky #OfficeDog #Accessibility #BlueskyHumor #CockerSpaniel #DogAtWork #PetContent #BlueskyTips
Satire - clothing styles of 2025
Government agents wear masks to hide identity.
Citizens wear masks to keep theirs.
Welcome to the era of mutual anonymity. 🤝
#America2025 #Satire #BlueskyHumor
Me doing the math like 🤔✨ how are 2000 babies turning 25… when I, born in 1977, am also 25? Time clearly works different when you’re fabulous 😌💅🏾 #FunnyReel #MillennialHumor #GenX #Forever25 #Relatable #AgingGracefully #LOL #BlueSkyHumor
#LazyMood #WeekendVibes #FrogMood #RelatableFrog #BlueskyHumor #Chillin
When you’ve done absolutely nothing all day… and still need a break 😌🐸
#LazyMood #WeekendVibes #FrogMood #RelatableFrog #BlueskyHumor #Chillin
