A small number of botgirls, combat dolls and other mechanoids remain conscious within the solar system, fitted with Personal Transcendental Adjustment collars which isolate their cognitive environment, and are naturally highly restricted technology.
“Mmph *nom* *nom* you sure do crash a lot, Chief. Most people get their recipes from the food channel.” #BonusPanel
#Meta #Previously: https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/112039637126947806
Especially when Khalid nearly got flattened yesterday when an ad popped up over a hazard marker. #BonusPanel
“Who’s funding your research?”
“I absolutely cannot tell you. It categorically does not rhyme with skittish no-see-em.”
#BonusPanel
Okay! The roombas have been collecting used disposable vapes and then paying school kids to plug the still-good batteries into their charge ports. The school kids use the money to buy vapes. Circular economy! #BonusPanel
If you are thinking phrases like “irreplaceable academic legacy” and “cover-up” and/or “utter bastardry” you are in the correct semantic vicinity. #BonusPanel
While there is no known algorithm for predicting periodic cryptids, there is a little known proof which states there is an infinite number of these. #BonusPanel
Until then, wear your tinfoil hats—real tin, aluminium doesn’t work—done up tight. #BonusPanel
A name sticker intended for a party. It has two hands gripping a sign, intending to indicate presentation of a card, but likely to trigger PGSD in long time internetters.
I don’t know who designed the name-and-house-number badges for our annual Christmas street-party but they clearly don’t spend much time on the internet. #BonusPanel
If you do go on a forest picnic with your AI, wanting to run away into the forest is normal and healthy. Let them, they’ll be back later. Or tag along, humans have these urges, too. Don’t touch the unicorn, just look. #BonusPanel
If sending concubines, respect the relevant age of consent please; you will note Emperor Ming is not in your Epstein Files. #BonusPanel
Ever wonder how Windows has sucked for a lifetime and yet still dominates the desktop OS market. It didn’t always suck, Copilot acquired retrocoding capability in 2028 and proceeded to “improve” the early codebase. #BonusPanel
Also, you do not fucking need to park your starhoppers on the beach for your picnic. Show some bloody respect and beam you, your kids, and your stasis-box of beer down from orbit like decent beings. Leave only tentacle prints, take only anal probe recordings. #BonusPanel
Why don’t we just have last night’s leftover hamburgers? We ate them the night before last. #BonusPanel
Meta: for someone who’s on record ranting that all time travel is just lazy writing, I sure am….lazy.
#StarTrekMemes #SpockMemes #KirkMemes #McCoyMemes #FivePanels #ClickToExpand #BonusPanel #InComments @entspockhere.bsky.social
For assemblages that require separation use Loctite 666 which provides a semipermanent bond which can be released by the application of holy water. #BonusPanel
“You heard the Captain, Ensign. Set up a subspace relay to space fleet!”
“Already started Commanderator. Uh, may I ask why does the captain have a nap room?”
“New ensigns always ask about that. Orphan and castaway. Raised by cats.”
#BonusPanel
Sharona works on board the generation ship Odysseus, currently pushing 98.975% of light speed. Her public holidays last us almost exactly a week. #BonusPanel
Everyone should have a void portal under the stairs. Hey maybe we do. You should check. #BonusPanel
If you do get an afirmirror, remember to skip days at random. If you see yourself every day without fail for years, and then a no-show—well, you know. #BonusPanel
What the shit, “some items in your order were unavailable and were substituted with a similar item”. How are we gonna make apple pi with an imaginary number of pomegranates?! #BonusPanel
And for goddess’ sake, if you wear a marker, make sure it is set to read only and you have changed the default password. My therapist bought a new boat with the income from that Gender Randomizer ray that His Majesty’s Gender Enforcement Corps fired into the crowd at the coronation protest […]
“Wait, boss, if you’ve been driving a firetruck since before I was born, what did you USED to do before catchhooks? Just sit by the side of the runway and watch?”
“…”
“You’re kidding me? Fuckin hell, that leaded petrol was hard on you exies” #BomusPanel
