Robert had asked Barbara to hold his tool
#nudinits #knitted #knit #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #saucy #innuendo
Nobody talks about the advantages of being dead.
The self-help industry won't. Nothing to sell you on the other side of it. No premium tier.
👉 bit.ly/4lvvqwr
#darkhumour #satire #modernlife #decisionfatigue #britishhumour #death #funerals @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @ianpayne.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
This is a satirical weather bulletin. Any resemblance between today’s patchy sunshine & Britain’s national habit of mistaking improved lighting for improved conditions is entirely intentional.
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#Satire #UKWeather #BritishHumour #SpringDelusion #Frost
Barbara was just finishing off her 5-a-day
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour #saucy #carryon #phallicfruit
Robert had wanted it dunked for much longer
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #dailylaugh #saucy #builder #british #britishhumour #knit
Clever Prince Andrew
- A clay animation
Crossing my fingers 🤞 for a sequel feat. Bigly Genius Naughty Donnie.
#animation #lol #epsteinfiles #britishhumour
Barbara was blowing a hot Columbian
#naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #coffee #columbian
I genuinely couldn’t tell if they were a boy band or here to quote my patio #britishhumour #Comedyclub #comedy #rialina #boyband
Loving the new series of Mock the Week. So happy it's back 😄
Watching it via YouTube and have to compliment whoever did the subtitles as well (they don't seem automated as they're actually correct and timed properly)
#MockTheWeek #subtitles #deaf #captions #comedy #BritishHumour #satire
Barbara was pleased it had slipped in a lot further than she thought
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #knitted #winterolympics #curling #teamGB #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting 🥌
Live footage of #Andrew's #arrest...if you don't know about the pizza connection look it up.
#epsteinfiles
#arrest
#britishhumour
It's a spoof joke folks, just in case anyone thinks it's real
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#SatiricalPlanetNews #Satire #PoliticalSatire #UKWeather #AlienDisclosure #UFOs #ClimateCrisis #BrokenBritain #FloodAlerts #StormPedro #Mould #TinfoilHat #Trump #Aliens #UAP #BritishHumour #DarkComedy #ClimateChange #WetFriday #HostileWorkEnvironment
Bernard wasn't used to controlling so much length
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #olympics #winterolympics #teamGB #skiing #ski #britishhumour #naughtyknitting
Bernard had gone in too quickly
#nudinits #winterolympics #olympics #curling #teamGB #naughtyknittting #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation
I've reached that age in life where I trump a lot.
#BritishHumour.
British humour.
#BritishHumour #PancakeDay #ShroveTuesday #Waitrose #WhichUK
Sticks and Swords May Break My Bones 🏴☠️💥
A cheeky nod to #Morrisdancing with proper #Britishhumour.
#redbubble #taiche.
#MorrisDancing #FolkDance #BritishHumour #Taiche #Redbubble #FestivalWear #TraditionWithAttitude www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/St...
Barbara was pleased Bernard had hit the button
#curling #curlingolympics #curlingGB #winterolympics #naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit
Patrick was at Barbara's back door with a large package
#valentine #valentinesday❤️ #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour
Bernard's vigorous action was all in the wrist
#curling #curlingolympics #olympics #gbcurling #olympics2026 #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #britishhumour
I should probably go to bed, but got stuck on YouTube. #humour #BritishHumour
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Maybe I'm just tired but I giggled out loud at this 😹 #humour #BritishHumour
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The shelves were empty. The nation panicked.
This is the full, unabridged story of the Great Lolly Crisis of 2025. 🍭🔥
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#GreatLollyCrisis #Level35Studio #Satire #BritishHumour #MustRead
Bernard always relied on a second rise
#nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #britishhumour #innuendo
Oh, England! Boo.
You Magna Carta snuff box, set
your Holmes ablaze! Thames
have changed the Melville Wales,
boo Shakespeare,
mama says, “Willie,”
boo Master Locke,
and his Scott Key,
Boo Snowy Churchill
with a ripe Thatcher..
#poetry #britain #uk #britishhumour
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Any closer and Barbara's Fufu would have been singed
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knitting #dailylaugh #britishhumour #knit
Absolute lift madness by RJ Naved. A boombox and a wig are all it takes to shred social decorum. British humour thrives on this kind of awkwardness in shared spaces. Pure high level absurdity.
#ElevatorPrank #BritishHumour #Comedy #Viral #RJNaved
The vicar had never seen so much wildlife around his nuts
#britishhumour #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #comedyvicar #dailylaugh #knit 🧶