In the #BadEconomy, #ChampagneProblems edition.
#FloatingPetriDishes
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Blessed for not having toxic people in my life.
My circle is definitely small. There’s no time for drama.
#ChampagneProblems
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Well, looks like a Netflix Hallmark Christmas kind of night…. #ChampagneProblems
I love champagne.
But on a beer budget lol.
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Meanwhile, in #ChampagneProblems (yea, really).
> Champagne sales unlikely to rebound in 2026 www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2026/03/cham...
#wine 🍾 #BadEconomy
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In #ChampagneProblems, #FloatingPetriDishes edition.
> Princess Cruises quietly hikes daily service charge — drawing backlash from passengers: ‘Unchecked greed’ nypost.com/2026/03/11/l...
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In the horrors of war, #ChampagneProblems edition.
> Influencer ‘stranded’ by Iran war – because he ‘refuses to fly economy’ www.thelondoneconomic.com/lifestyle/in...
#influencer #SocialMedia #useless #warfare #Iran #FlyingCattleCars
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#SaveYouAClick: Damn Boomers. Really, that is his take: the Boomers are dying off and thus not drinking wine. Damn you Boomers.
> California winery owner gives hottest take yet on why industry is dying nypost.com/2026/02/25/u...
#Boomers #wine #ChampagneProblems #California
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There is another pain the neck, having to make up the day. Parents often bitch about it because OMG we can't make our flight to Aruba on time (or fuck it, pulled the kid out and took the trip anyhow).
I used to teach in a district with some wealth, and yea, that was a thing.
#ChampagneProblems
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I'm not against eating lunch or dinner-adjacent leftovers for breakfast. In fact, it would make my life so much easier. But then I start thinking, if I eat that for breakfast, what would I eat for lunch and things get super complicated. #ChampagneProblems
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In #ChampagneProblems and #useless people.
> ‘Food porn’: are sexy meal pics ruining the restaurant industry? www.theguardian.com/food/2026/fe...
#influencers #SocialMedia #restaurants #food
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Title: Champagne Problems Photographer: Jamie Nelson Medium: Chromogenic print on Fuji crystal archive type 'c' lustre paper, signed and numbered by the artist Edition: ✨ Small Format: Limited to 30 ✨ Regular Format: Limited to 20 ✨ Medium Format: Limited to 10 ✨ Large Format: Limited to 5 ✨ XL Format: Limited to 3 Size: ✨ Small Format: 50.8cm x 33.0cm ✨ Regular Format: 76.2cm x 50.8cm ✨ Medium Format: 101.6cm x 67.8cm ✨ Large Format: 152.4cm x 101.6cm ✨ XL Format: 228.6cm x 152.4cm Year: 2025 Good To Know: ✨ Printed to order ✨ Shipped direct from the artist's studio ✨ Accompanied by a CoA (Certificate of Authenticity) issued by Jamie Price: ✨ Small Format: USD $1,500 ✨ Regular Format: USD $3,250 ✨ Medium Format: USD $6,000 ✨ Large Format: USD $10,500 ✨ XL Format: USD $18,000 Prices: Free shipping; excludes applicable import duties / charges
See It On Your Wall "Champagne Problems" by Jamie Nelson, 2025 The Art Scoop: A blonde woman reclines on a poolside lounge chair beside a swimming pool, wearing a pink sequined dress with sheer tulle sleeves. Her eyes are closed as she spits champagne from her mouth while multiple hands extend coupe glasses filled with champagne toward her from all sides. A dense green hedge forms the background, creating a scene of celebratory excess and pressure.
Edina: "Would you like a bit of Bolly, sweetie?"
Patsy: "Just a smidge…"
~ Absolutely Fabulous
🎨 Get Your Art Fix!
“Champagne Problems” by Jamie Nelson 🔗 bit.ly/4rEEbWX
Series: Champagne Problems
Fame brings visibility and pressure to conform. Rebellion refuses to be subdued.
#ChampagneProblems
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Title: Champagne Tasting Photographer: Jamie Nelson Medium: Chromogenic print on Fuji crystal archive type 'c' lustre paper, signed and numbered by the artist Edition: ✨ Small Format: Limited to 30 ✨ Regular Format: Limited to 20 ✨ Medium Format: Limited to 10 ✨ Large Format: Limited to 5 ✨ XL Format: Limited to 3 Size: ✨ Small Format: 50.8cm x 33.0cm ✨ Regular Format: 76.2cm x 50.8cm ✨ Medium Format: 101.6cm x 67.8cm ✨ Large Format: 152.4cm x 101.6cm ✨ XL Format: 228.6cm x 152.4cm Year: 2025 Good To Know: ✨ Printed to order ✨ Shipped direct from the artist's studio ✨ Accompanied by a CoA (Certificate of Authenticity) issued by Jamie Price: ✨ Small Format: USD $1,500 ✨ Regular Format: USD $3,250 ✨ Medium Format: USD $6,000 ✨ Large Format: USD $10,500 ✨ XL Format: USD $18,000 Prices: Free shipping; excludes applicable import duties / charges.
See It On Your Wall "Champagne Tasting" by Jamie Nelson, 2025 The Art Scoop: Extreme close-up of an open mouth holding a miniature metal ice bucket between glossy pink lips. The bucket contains ice and a champagne bottle with a gold foil top and a label reading “Champagne Problems,” creating a playful image of luxury and excess.
"Crack open the Bolly” - Absolutely Fabulous
🎨 Get Your Art Fix!
“Champagne Tasting” by Jamie Nelson 🔗 bit.ly/4rFbklp
Series: Champagne Problems
Fame brings visibility and pressure to conform. Rebellion refuses to be subdued.
#JamieNelson #ChampagneProblems #FineArtPhotography #PunkSpirit
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#RealID
#NewYorkCity
#Manhattan
#Bowery
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#ChampagneCocktailClub
#HiddenEntranceBehindConvenienceStoreFacade
#BriceDailyPhoto
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Title: Rebel Yell Photographer: Jamie Nelson Medium: Chromogenic print on Fuji crystal archive type 'c' lustre paper, signed and numbered by the artist Edition: ✨ Small Format: Limited to 30 ✨ Regular Format: Limited to 20 ✨ Medium Format: Limited to 10 ✨ Large Format: Limited to 5 ✨ XL Format: Limited to 3 Size: ✨ Small Format: 50.8cm x 33.0cm ✨ Regular Format: 76.2cm x 50.8cm ✨ Medium Format: 101.6cm x 67.8cm ✨ Large Format: 152.4cm x 101.6cm ✨ XL Format: 228.6cm x 152.4cm Year: 2025 Good To Know: ✨ Printed to order ✨ Shipped direct from the artist's studio ✨ Accompanied by a CoA (Certificate of Authenticity) issued by Jamie Price: ✨ Small Format: USD $1,500 ✨ Regular Format: USD $3,250 ✨ Medium Format: USD $6,000 ✨ Large Format: USD $10,500 ✨ XL Format: USD $18,000 Prices: Free shipping; excludes applicable import duties / charges
See It On Your Wall "Rebel Yell" by Jamie Nelson, 2025 The Art Scoop: A blond haired woman reclines in a gold-tiled bathtub, wearing a white faux-fur coat and black fishnet stockings. She shouts into a gold telephone handset while holding a piece of fried chicken, with a takeaway box of chicken on her lap. Gold mosaic tiles, scattered cosmetics, condoms, and a small radio surround her, creating a scene of excess and rebellion.
"With a rebel yell, she cried, 'More, more, more' wow!” ~ Rebel Yell, Billy Idol, 1984
🎨 Get Your Art Fix!
“Rebel Yell” by Jamie Nelson 🔗 bit.ly/4kvkIWy
Series: Champagne Problems
Fame brings visibility and pressure to conform. Rebellion refuses to be subdued.
#ChampagneProblems #Photography
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I've gone through life without a drill so far, and nothing has fallen off. And before any of you uber machos ask how I managed, well, for one, I rent my dwelling, so I can't drill on the walls anyhow. And if need be, I can always borrow it. Still no need to actually own it.
#ChampagneProblems
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Title: LA Woman Photographer: Jamie Nelson Medium: Chromogenic print on Fuji crystal archive type 'c' lustre paper, signed and numbered by the artist Edition: ✨ Small Format: Limited to 30 ✨ Regular Format: Limited to 20 ✨ Medium Format: Limited to 10 ✨ Large Format: Limited to 5 ✨ XL Format: Limited to 3 Size: ✨ Small Format: 33.0cm x 50.8cm ✨ Regular Format: 50.8cm x 76.2cm ✨ Medium Format: 67.8cm x 101.6cm ✨ Large Format: 101.5cm x 152.4cm ✨ XL Format: 152.4cm x 228.6cm Year: 2025 Good To Know: ✨ Printed to order ✨ Shipped direct from the artist's studio ✨ Accompanied by a CoA (Certificate of Authenticity) issued by Jamie Price: ✨ Small Format: USD $1,500 ✨ Regular Format: USD $3,250 ✨ Medium Format: USD $6,000 ✨ Large Format: USD $10,500 ✨ XL Format: USD $18,000 Prices: Free shipping; excludes applicable import duties / charges
See It On Your Wall "LA Woman" by Jamie Nelson, 2025 The Art Scoop: Wide exterior view of a pink Los Angeles style mansion set in a manicured garden. A woman sits on the flat roof above the entrance, wearing blue flared trousers that flow down to the ground, with both arms raised in a flexed muscle pose. Sculpted hedges, topiary figures, and pink roses fill the foreground beneath an overcast sky.
“Mr. Mojo Risin’, got to keep on risin’.” ~ LA Woman, The Doors (1971)
🎨 Get Your Art Fix!
“LA Woman” by Jamie Nelson 🔗 bit.ly/3Mkst4H
Series: Champagne Problems
Fame brings visibility - intoxicating, seductive - and pressure to conform. Rebellion refuses to be subdued.
#ChampagneProblems
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What happens when punk attitude is pitted against glamour and refuses to compromise? Fame doesn’t erase attitude… it tests it.
#ChampagneProblems #PunkAttitude #Authenticity #WordOnTheStreet #FineArtPhotography #FameAndVisibility #GlamourAndRebellion #AddictedArtGallery #ArtCollectors #JamieNelson
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#SaveYouAClick: They hired a cleaning service, i.e. a maid, at $300 biweekly.
Must be nice. And all because the guy is the usual lazy asshole who can't pick up after himself.
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> Artisanal sandwich shop shutters after ruthless mocking of its insanely expensive grilled cheese nypost.com/2026/01/28/u...
In #ChampagneProblems. They claim it is more about the #BadEconomy, and might be, but a $22 grilled cheese is a bit too rich for me. But YMMV.
#California #SanFrancisco
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Mindy’s wealth and past fame come out, and Benoît feels blindsided. Meanwhile Madeline keeps digging into Savoir’s books. Secrets are cracking everywhere. Who is actually being honest anymore?
#EmilyInParis #S2EP8 #ChampagneProblems #Netflix
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Back in Paris, Alfie admits he stayed longer because of Emily and wants to see where this goes. The timing could not be worse. Can a pact survive actual feelings?
#EmilyInParis #S2EP8 #ChampagneProblems #Netflix
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Louise pulls Emily aside and gently weaponizes the moment. She pushes for Camille and Gabriel to reunite and proposes a pact. Neither Emily nor Camille will ever date Gabriel again. Emily agrees. Smart or self sabotage?
#EmilyInParis #S2EP8 #ChampagneProblems #Netflix
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While everyone panics, Emily stays calm, wraps the hand with marketing materials, and finds the missing thumb piece. Crisis management level unlocked. Would you trust her in an emergency?
#EmilyInParis #S2EP8 #ChampagneProblems #Netflix
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Camille’s dad tries to saber champagne and fully slices off the tip of his thumb on camera. Absolute chaos. Champagne content went from luxe to ER real fast.
#EmilyInParis #S2EP8 #ChampagneProblems #Netflix
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Emily heads back to Champagne with Camille and Savoir to film the spray campaign. Gorgeous vines, unresolved tension, and vibes that scream unfinished business.
#EmilyInParis #S2EP8 #ChampagneProblems #Netflix
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Happy New Year!!!! 🎉
What's Wen Drinking is back with a pop! 🍾🥂
My thoughts on #VeuveClicquot Brut vs Demi
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#winelovers #WhatsWenDrinking #WensGlassHalfFull #ChampagneProblems #Champagne
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> Billionaires Elon Musk and Sam Altman explode in ugly online fight over whose tech killed more people nypost.com/2026/01/21/u...
In hissy fits of the rich and famous.
#ChampagneProblems #RealOwners #AISlop #sloperator
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Scopri il testo della canzone “champagne problems” di Taylor Swift
#TaylorSwift #ChampagneProblems
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