Today’s Papers 172: Cover-ups, Tip-offs, Clubcard Morality, And The Government’s Emotional Support Apology A maternity trapdoor, a Speaker-shaped pratfall, a casino turned into a horticultural crime spreadsheet, and every paper selling “calm” like it’s a premium plug-in.

This piece is satire, based on real-world reporting.
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Today’s Papers #141: Framework Nation, Clubcard Sovereignty, And The Arctic As A Subscription Add-On Council Helpline Geopolitics, Nato Sticker Charts, And Tesco Oranges Governing Better Than Parliament

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain and the even luckier people abroad.
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#TodaysPapers #WillyAndBill #Satire #UKPolitics #Greenland #Arctic #NATO #Tariffs #Democracy #Media #Clubcard #Tesco #Davos #Trump #RulesBasedOrder #Tabloids #News #BBC

Lamb Shoulder is currently on offer at #Tesco & fits perfectly in my freezer so I've stocked up on 1 or 2 as it's so easy to cook in an air fryer!

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#Recipe #Clubcard #ClubcardPrice #TheSoloChef

The UK’s cheapest supermarket revealed – and it’s not Aldi, Tesco or Asda Consumer group Which? compared the average prices of 70 popular items, including branded and own-brand products.

Wait, Asda is the cheapest out of the big 4 supermarkets but you don't have to bother with any loyalty cards, then why am I wasting my time with Sainsburys & Tesco

#ClubCard #Nectar #Shopping #Supermarkets #Which

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Why supermarket prices really became sky high in the UK Butter, chocolate, coffee and milk have all seen prices rocket. Tracing back through the story of one particular supermarket staple begins to explain why

Funny how the UK top two supermarkets still manage to report record profits in a cost of living crisis. They hide behind inflation & confuse customers with clubcard/nectar prices.

#Shopping #Inflation #Tesco #Sainsburys #clubcard #nectar #Supermarket

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Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

If you are against the BritCard you should also be against being blackmailed into using Clubcard/loyalty cards just to buy food at it's fair price & not it's inflated price.

#Nectar #ClubCard #Tesco #Sainsburys #Morrisons #DigitalID #Food #Shopping

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Domain: clubkarte.com
Registrar: Spaceship, Inc.
Renewal Price: $10
Expiry Date: 2026-04-29
Payment Options: Afternic, SEDO
Give offer: $?
#clubkarte #karte #club #clubcard

Lamine Yamal Skills 💫 YouTube video by LE FOOT EN VIDÉO

Cant get enough of this guy.
So listen, now that Im officially a part of @supverpsv.bsky.social (Got my #Clubcard couple weeks go) we need to yalk to Stewart. We need his checkbook
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#LamineYamal #PSV #Barca #PSVEindhoven #RedWhiteArmy

(YES This is a joke)

Tesco celebrates 30 years of Clubcard rewards with new film - Tesco Clubcard is turning 30 and to celebrate 30 years of rewards for customers, has worked with BBH London on a new campaign.

Is it 30 years already?
@Tesco celebrates milestone #Clubcard anniversary with fab new film brilliantly charting the last 30 years, by @BBHLondon ...
#supermarkets #retail #loyalty

Limited VCC Membership – Grab the Opportunity Before It’s Gone! 🌟
The exclusive Victoria Cruise Club Membership is soon available to everyone! 🚢✨ Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity – only 1,000 memberships will be issued.
#residentialcruise #cruise #clubcard

Finally, sorted my @tescoofficial.bsky.social #clubcard woohoo got lots of vouchers we’ve not used. That’ll be perfect for Xmas. 🎅🏽

The quiet man who’s turning Tesco around — and his £10m thank you Ever understated, Ken Murphy is cashing in on his success at expanding the supermarket’s share of the grocery market amid the cost of living crisis

#Tesco #clubcard #consumer #data “A staggering 22 million out of 28 million British households hold a Clubcard and more than three quarters of transactions with Tesco are made using its loyalty card”. All this data could be worth additional £250m in annual profit. www.thetimes.co.uk/article/tesc...

Hi @Tesco I have two unruly kittens here. Can I trade them in for something at my local petrol station, with money from my #clubcard?

I've just discovered £19.00 in Tesco #Clubcard vouchers I didn't know I had! Find your unspent vouchers at