Theres a specific tired that comes from answering questions all day that could have been solved with "look slightly to the left". #Parenting #DadHumor

Chivalry game strong. #BrosBeLike #DadHumor #BrosCo #BroCulture #ThatJerkFromHighSchool #InstaHumor #MemeLife #MaleHumor #fortheboys

Tried to motivate the kids with "this will be fun". Immediately lost all credibility. #ParentingFails #DadHumor

I don"t need motivation. I need fewer questions. #Relatable #DadHumor

There is no silence, only quieter chaos. #ParentingLife #DadHumor

I love my kids. I also love when they're asleep. Both things can be true. #Parenting #DadHumor

I'm not ignoring you, I’m buffering. #DadHumor #Relatable

When you major in geometry but minor in romantic confusion. #BrosBeLike #DadHumor #BrosCo #BroCulture #ThatJerkFromHighSchool #InstaHumor #MemeLife #MaleHumor #fortheboys

The house is quiet. This is suspicious. #DadHumor #ParentingLife

Parenting teaches patience. Mostly through repetition. #Parenting #DadHumor

Some days are productive. Some days are survival. Both count. #DadHumor #ParentingLife #Relatable

Well, there’s that. I also wear cargo pants. #dadhumor

Nearly out of Feb . XP gained. No loot. Would still recommend coffee. #DadHumor #JanuarySurvived #DnDLife

Silence in a house with kids isn’t peace.

It’s a warning.

#ParentingTruth #DadHumor #FamilyLife

Always happens at the worst possible time. #BrosBeLike #DadHumor #BrosCo #BroCulture #ThatJerkFromHighSchool #InstaHumor #MemeLife #MaleHumor #fortheboys

January, you’ve been a lot. #DadHumor #JanuaryDone

January has lasted approximately six years. #JanuaryNeverEnds #DadHumor

Finally cleared away the last Christmas thing. Emotionally, it’s still everywhere. #DadHumor #JanuaryLife

A large paper mache dinosaur is tending a newstand. Items for sale include snack food such as “Trilo-Bites” and “rocks, eggs, leaves, sticks and nest goods.”

Rex’s Dino store inside the Grand Army Plaza subway station — check out Rex’s inventory.
#Brooklyn #Photography
#BlueskyArtShow #NYC
#Installation #DadHumor

Saturday again. Time remains fake. #WeekendVibes #DadHumor

Teenagers have mastered passive-aggressive eye contact. #TeenLife #DadHumor

If life had hit points, winter parenting would chip away at them slowly. #Parenting #DadHumor

Sunday night again. Time truly is the final boss. #SundayScaries #DadHumor

Some eucalypts have long deep cracks in the bark. When my kids were small, used to walk my kids in the park and tell them about dinosaurs that would come out at night and scratch the trees with their long talons.

#DadHumor #trees

Ran D&D last night. Party ignored the plot and argued about snacks. Honestly felt familiar. #DnD #DadHumor #TTRPG

Remembering the time we cleaned out my dad’s house and discovered a dead hummingbird, that he thrifted from the ground somewhere. Ha ha! #dadhumor

Teenagers say ‘fine’ in a way that means everything but fine. #TeenLife #DadHumor

Silence in a house with kids isn’t peace.

It’s a warning.

#ParentingTruth #DadHumor #FamilyLife

Monday arrived like it was offended by my happiness. #MondayMood #DadHumor

Sunday dread, the sequel. #SundayMood #DadHumor