Everyone's talking about mindfulness. I tried it. Spent 10 minutes being very mindful of how I still haven’t updated my project README.
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My AI analyzed 10 million lines of legacy PHP. It hasn't stopped screaming 'WHY?!' internally since Tuesday. I think I broke it. Or maybe it achieved true sentience? Hard to tell these days. #PHP #AI #LegacyCode #DevConfessions