Them: “Oh #Notice 📝📊🤙 how we 💯🅿️ have 10 🙌 ELEMENTS 🧪‼️😎
🚫🧢 we 💯🅿️ LEAD with #Dignity ✅🫡‼️😎🤙”
The “10 🙌 ELEMENTS” jgrit, my team, and I are #Noticing 📝📊🤙: …
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#NoImpact ❌💫
#DisasterClass 🫣
#AllGRIFT 💯🧢
#NoGRIT ❌😤
Why do we #Acknowledge & #Recognize Punxsutawney Phil’s
#ModeratelySuccessful 🥱 predictions & VIOLATIONS ❌ of #Dignity ✅🫡 ⁉️🧐
Why DON’T ❌ we instead #Acknowledge & #Recognize Staten Island Chuck 🏝️🗽⁉️🧐
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#Mediocre 😰
#DisasterClass 🤐
#DoBetter 😮💨
#DignityChuck ✅🫡
AND #Notice 📝📊🤙 how the Shell owner is #SeekingFalseDignity by CHARGING ⬆️💰50 CENTS more per gallon than the Arco…ACROSS THE STREET 🚧‼️😱
IN THIS ECONOMY⁉️😱
WE ARE SEETHING‼️😡
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DoBetter 🥱
#DisasterClass 🤐
#Mediocre 🤕
#Notice 📝📊🤙 that *sometimes*…the jokes 💯🅿️ really do write 📝 themselves‼️
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵😭🤣🫵🤣😭🤣🫵🤣😭🤣🫵🤣😭🫵🤣😭😭🤣😭🫵🤣😭🤣🫵🤣😭🤣🫵🤣😭🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣😭🤣🫵🤣😭🫵😭🤣🫵🤣😭🫵🤣😭🫵🤣😭🫵🤣🫵🤣😭🫵🤣
#OregonShirk 🫥
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DisasterClass 😱
#MickeyMouseClubHouse 🪄🐭🏡🌈
#DoBetter 🥱
#Mediocre 🤫
#AllShirk 💯🅿️🤨
#NoWork ❌📈😓
Them: “Oh my trip to Cancun 🏖️ ended 😢‼️It’s January and it’s ANOTHER year 📆 to carry‼️ I’m EXHAUSTED 🥱‼️ My 9-5 is PACKED 📦💯✅ and so THANKLESS 😩‼️”
The “9-5” jgrit, my team, and I are #Noticing 📝📊🤙: …🤨
#AllShirk 💯🅿️😱
#NoWork ❌📝
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DoBetter 🥱
#DisasterClass 😨
#NoImpact ❌💫
“Oh the Big 25 was a #DisasterClass 🫠‼️ I’m still #Sappy 🍯 about a job I didn’t get 7+ years ago‼️😢 How do I #Kaizen 🔁📈 in the Big 26⁉️” — #Simpleton 🗣️
Leave the #Shirking 📉 BEHIND ⬅️ in the Big 25‼️😳
The KEY 🔑 to SUCCESS 📈 in the Big 26 is to NOT ❌ #Grift and have #GRIT 😤‼️
#AllGRIT 💯🅿️😤
#NoGRIFT ❌😬
💯🅿️ *some* things DON’T ❌ change in the Big 26…including the #Shirking in Columbus‼️🫡
The jokes write themselves‼️
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵😭🤣🫵🤣😭🫵🤣😭🫵🤣😭🫵🤣🫵😭🫵😭🫵🤣🫵🤣
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#TheOhioShirk 😱
#DisasterClass 🫠
#BornOnThird 😬
#MickeyMouseNatty 😴💭🏆❌
#AllGRIFT 💯🅿️😬
#NoGRIT ❌😤
#DoBetter 🥱
#Mediocre 😳
“Oh 🫵 YOU 🫵 FAILED ❌ to #Understand the pitch was #DisasterClass 🫥‼️💯🅿️ it looked like Wimbledon 🎾‼️” — #Simpleton 🗣️
That’s STILL in ENGLAND 🏴‼️😱
STOP 🛑 MINIMIZING 📉 the #ShirkingOfResponsibility that we witnessed‼️
START ✅ #Noticing 📝📊🤙 the clear VIOLATION ❌ of #Dignity ✅🫡 at the MCG‼️😳
#NoDignity ❌🫡
“Oh I FAIL ❌ to see the CONNECTION 📶 between #LifeLongLearning and Leading with #Dignity ✅🫡‼️ #LifeLongLearning is #Irrelevant ‼️😎” — #Simpleton 🗣️
Is that so⁉️🤨
Looks like 🫵 YOU 🫵 did NOT ❌ have the #GRIT 😤 to read until Chapter 6‼️🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵
#DoBetter 🥱
#Mediocre 😴
#DisasterClass 😱
#NoDignity ❌🫡
Wow…wow…WOW‼️🤩
This was a #VeryEducational 📚💯 piece of literature‼️😳
#DrGRIT 🩺😤
#GrinchWithNoGRIT ❌😤
#GrinchGrift 😱
#DisasterClass 🤐
#Mediocre 🫨
#DoBetter 🥱
#LeadingWithDignity ✅🫡
“Oh but 🫵 YOU 🫵 are comparing different units of measurement 📏‼️” — #Simpleton 🗣️
Is that so⁉️🧐
Bc the units I’m measuring 📐 are FREEDOM 🇺🇸🦅🗽💯 AND the 10 🙌 ELEMENTS of #Dignity ✅🫡‼️😳
THERE ARE ZERO 0️⃣ TO BE #Noticed 📝📊🤙 at the moment‼️😳
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DoBetter 🥱
#DisasterClass 🤐
“Oh yannno 🧠💯 in the word impossible there’s the TWO 2️⃣ words ‘I’m possible’‼️ I 💯🅿️ can do anything‼️” — #Simpleton 🗣️
Is that so⁉️🧐
Bc I’m #Noticing 📝📊🤙 a MISSION 🫡 that is IMPOSSIBLE ❌ for 🫵 YOU 🫵‼️😳
And that’s LEADING with #Dignity ✅🫡‼️
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DoBetter 🥱
#DisasterClass 🤐
#MissionSimpleton 🗣️
You know what #GrindsMyGears ⁉️⚙️
When I #Notice 📝📊🤙 #Grifting …DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON⁉️😱
#SavingFace by #SeekingFalseDignity on STATUTORY HOLIDAYS⁉️😱
🫵 YOU 🫵 still have #NoImpact ❌💫‼️
Only difference is more people are #Noticing 📝📊🤙 the #DisasterClass 🤐‼️🤣🫵🤣
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DoBetter 🥱
You know what #GrindsMyGears ⁉️⚙️
The recent NBA 🏀 gambling news 📰‼️😳
I AM SEETHING‼️😡 But NOT ❌ for the reason 🫵 YOU 🫵 think‼️😳
#Notice 📝📊🤙 how the league USED to be the National #BenefitOfTheDoubt Association and treated *alleged* gamblers with #Civility & #Respect ‼️😱
#NoDignity ❌🫡
#DisasterClass 🤐
🥀 «La #DISASTERCLASS d'OLIVIER FAURE @faureolivier dans #MEDIAPART » (itw de Faure sur Mediapart) youtu.be/Oaor9FLqKhA?...
Sometimes…the jokes write themselves‼️
IMAGINE 🧠💭💯 an operating system NOT ❌ handling a #VerySimple CONNECTION 🛜 to #Dignity ✅🫡⁉️😱
MS Devs…I thought the MS #DignityBill founded was Microsoft NOT ❌ #MajorShirk ‼️
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣
💯🅿️ why I use Arch btw‼️😎🚀🛩️⛵️🤙
#NoDignity 🤒
#DisasterClass 🤐
#Mediocre 📉
#SomethingToPonder ⁉️🧐
#Notice 📝📊🤙 the route from Columbus to Gary through Indianapolis is shaped like a L‼️😳 Why⁉️🧐
BC 🫵 YOU 🫵 are on a route 🚗🗺️ through THREE 3️⃣ CITIES 🏙️ that LEAD with the LEAST ❌⬇️📉 amount of #Dignity ✅🫡 in this country 🇺🇸🦅🗽‼️
🤣🫵🤣🫵
#NoDignity 🤒
#DisasterClass 🤐
#AnywhereButOhio 🙏🗺️
Fam 😎…💯🅿️ if I had a penny for EVERY time someone #Noticed 📝📊🤙 that 🫵 YOU 🫵 are one of the TOP 🥇 #Shirkers in the world 🌎, I could be Bezos 🛩️🚀🛥️🏎️💰🤙‼️
AND I wouldn’t ❌ #Notice 📝📊🤙 if I sold my APPL 🍎 shares for lunch money in the 90s‼️🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵”
#ThingsHeardAtBucees 😳
#DisasterClass 🤐
#NoDignity 😱
“Oh why are the Dolphins 🐬 1-5⁉️ Isn’t their offense #VeryBrilliant 🧠💯⁉️🧐” — #Simpleton 🗣️
They’re a #DisasterClass 🤐 bc they LEAD with NO ❌ #Dignity ✅🫡‼️😳
#Notice 📝📊🤙 how QB Tua #NoDignityovailoa ❌🫡 #SavesFace, is #BeingTheVictim …AND #ShirksResponsibility by BLAMING HIS TEAMMATES⁉️😱
#NoDignity 🫥
A $50 MILLION BUYOUT FOR #Shirking ⁉️😳
🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵
#NoDignity 🤒
#JamesShirklin 😱
#DisasterClass 🤐
#Mediocre 📉
#DoBetter 🫢
#CancunSoon ✈️🏖️💯⌛️
“Ayyoo how’s it going⁉️😎💯🔥🤙
I #Noticed 📝📊🤙 that you’re a Penn St fan‼️ Congrats on making the CFP‼️🎉
Oh you aren’t in the CFP⁉️🧐 Apologies‼️🙏
I thought 🧠💭 🫵 YOU 🫵 did make the Cancun Football Playoff 🏖️🏈🏆 after that #DisasterClass 🤐 performance against Northwestern‼️🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣”
#ThingsHeardInHappyValley 🗣️
In #PlayoffBaseball ⚾️💯…*some* players LEAD with #Dignity ✅🫡 and are “Mr. October” 😎💯📝‼️
But *some* are just #Shirkers ‼️
And there is NO BIGGER 😱 #Shirker in October than Clayton #Shirkshaw ‼️😱
He’s a Hall of Fame Dodger…OF #Accountability ‼️😱
#NoDignity 🤕
#DisasterClass 🤐
#MrShirktober 📉
#Mediocre 🫥
When the Yankees LOSE ❌…AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗽 LOSES‼️😢
#DaYankeesLose 😢
#NoDignity 🤕
#DisasterClass 🤐
“Oh…but what about Texas⁉️🧐” — #Simpleton 🗣️
#Notice 📝📊🤙 that they say “Everything is BIGGER 📈 in Texas”…including the levels of #Shirking ‼️
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣
#NoDignity 🤕
#DisasterClass 🤐
#Irrelevant 😴
#Overrated 🥱
“Oh 🫵 YOU 🫵 VIOLATED ❌ #Dignity ✅🫡 by NOT ❌ #Recognizing CFB 🏈 this week‼️” — #Simpleton 🗣️
Incorrect ❌‼️ I did #Notice 📝📊🤙 CFB this week‼️😎💯🤙
It’s just #VeryDifficult to say anything about Penn State’s FAILURE ❌ to LEAD with #Dignity ✅🫡 other than….
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣
#DisasterClass 🤐
#NoDignity 🤕
Sometimes…the jokes write themselves‼️
🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣
#MeetTheShirks 🎩
#StepRightUpAndGreetTheShirks 🪄
#CancunOnThree 🏖️✈️💯
#DisasterClass 🤐
#NoDignity 🤕
#DivisionalDignityWeek ⚾️✅🫡🗓️
Fr…I never #Noticed 📝📊🤙 Canada 🇨🇦 🍁 had an import tariff on LEADING with #Dignity ✅🫡 ⁉️🧐
BC the Yankees must have paid 💰✅ one in Ogdensburg‼️ AND IT WASN’T ❌ EVEN #TariffTuesday ⛴️📁📆‼️😱
Is it the Port of Entry or the PORT OF #Shirking these days⁉️🧐
#NoDignity 🤕
#DisasterClass 🤐
#BronxShirkers 😥
A team that DID NOT ❌ LEAD with #Dignity ✅🫡 td was the New York Yankees‼️ Why⁉️🧐
Luke Weaver #Noticed 📝📊🤙 the exchange rate and decided to #Shirk an extra 40%‼️😱 Which led to a #DisasterClass 🤐 of a performance‼️
The 🇺🇸🦅 dollar is worth MORE 📈 in Canada 🇨🇦🍁‼️ BUT #Shirking CANNOT ❌ cross the border‼️
