(March, 2025)
The Scout
Foolish early birds
get frosty feet, harsh lessons,
and no protein snacks.
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Ew.
Ticks on a Leech
Turgid parasites
tend to not enjoy the last
explosive nibble.
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Hot and cold are oil and water in an 80 yr old building.
Old Plumbing
Slight change in timbre
Intensifying droplets
At last, hot water!
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Let’s play another round of Syllables With Friends.
Duh Dum
A felon can’t be
Law & Order president.
These are their stories.
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I Don’t Even Know Where to Begin
Unpacking one’s life
Cardboard boxes and thought blobs
An endless process
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The Oracle Lobby
I wanted to eat
cereal in The Matrix
but there is no spoon.
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I make a lot of jokes about geese. But swans? No joke. They WILL cut a hen.
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Examples of onomatopoeia: The sounds one makes while trying to type “onomatopoeia”
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Tonight on Go to Sleep, Brain, we talked dyslexia with Brian. He detailed his life in no particular order. He does not consider his disorder a hurdle but a mark of his genius, as he became the first person to solve the “Covfefe Code.” We agree, Brain. Good Night and Good Duck.
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(2/2)
and this cat’s arm. It was something, but mostly other. Uh boy. Good Night and Good Duck.
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How did it go? No comment. Well, probably 5-8 comments. Kiss my Djibouti. Good Night and Good Duck.
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On tonight’s very tired episode of Go To Sleep, Brain, we explore the health benefits of meditation with special guest, my brain.
Alrighty then, it works. Until next journey, Good Night and Good Duck. And namaste.
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(2/2)
We also talked with Rob about his legendary career, from his crowning achievement of becoming “internationally known” to his controversial take on the Big Mac. Leave a light on. Good Night and Good Duck.
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(3/3) It was generally a massive waste of time and most certainly illegal. In fact, this whole debacle will never be mentioned again. As always, Good Night and Good Duck.
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