🦈 wireshark: opening a PCAP is like digging up your ex’s grave — full of skeletons, none you really wanted to face. ⚰️💀

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🔑 Enable 2FA in SSH with Google Authenticator:
Add AuthenticationMethods publickey,keyboard-interactive in sshd_config.

Because if your server gets hacked after this, it’s not negligence anymore… it’s destiny. 💀✨

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🚀 masscan -p1-65535 <ip> — Like nmap’s cracked-out cousin: scans every port so fast your firewall cries, your ISP flags you, and suddenly you’re explaining to HR why “just curiosity” sounds like a felony. 💀📡

#Linux #Masscan #RedTeam #SysAdminLife #Networking #Infosec #HackingHumor

👂 tcpdump -i eth0 port 443 — Capture encrypted traffic. You can’t read it, but at least you’ll confirm your neighbors still trust SSL that died a decade ago. ⚰️🔒

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🩸 nmap --script vuln <ip> — Port scanning is foreplay, but finding the server’s open wounds? That’s the real feast. 🍷🔪

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