Java be like:
'Write once, debug everywhere'
*Spends 2 weeks in StackOverflow*
*Produces a 1000 line stacktrace*
Human equivalent: Your doctor after diagnosing you with 'something' 😂
BREAKDOWN TIME:
1. What's a JVM?
2. Why Java is verbose
3. Alternatives? #JavaHumor #DebuggingLife

Java: "Write once, debug everywhere." Me: *facepalm emoji* You spend more time wrestling with the compiler than writing code! 😤

BREAKDOWN TIME:
1. Why Java's verbose
2. Alternatives (even PHP?)
3. Can we fix this? #JavaHumor #CodingSucks