Today’s Papers #167: Britain Gets A Royal Arrest, The Papers Get A Group Chat, And Everyone Hides Behind One Sentence Same photo, same car, same quote, different fonts, different levels of panic.

Good morning Britain. It’s Friday, 20 February 2026.
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#TodaysPapers #UKPress #FrontPages #MediaSatire #RoyalArrest #MonarchyCrisis #LawMustTakeItsCourse #EpsteinFiles #TabloidVsBroadsheet #SPN #WillyAndBill #AlienFiles #Telegraph #TheTimes #Guardian #FT

Live updates: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested after Epstein files revelations as King says ‘law must take its course’ | CNN Britain’s Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, police said. Follow for live updates.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested after Epstein files revelations as King says ‘law must take its course’.

NOW ARREST EPSTEIN’S BEST FRIEND DONALD TRUMP!
#LawMustTakeItsCourse

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