I tried to do a "get ready with me" video for the "skeeters" but I accidentally dropped my phone in my bowl of French Onion soup. The good news: my phone now smells like onions and Gruyère. The bad news: the touch screen only works if I use a crouton. 🥣📱 #GRWM #LunchFail #CroutonTech

eyes open with sticks

Thought I’d be productive on my lunch break… but then I had way too much food. Now I’m just full, tired, and staring into the void. 😵‍💫🍽️

Anyone else fail at “lunch break productivity” today?

#LunchBreak #FoodComa #LunchFail #TiredAF #BurnoutCulture #infosec #tech #nerd

Don’t try this at home. It was, on reflection, a very silly idea. And I wasn’t even drunk. Tesco garlic ciabatta with *Bombay Bad Boy* Pot Noodle. #LunchFail

Hey @McDonalds I've been ordering Happy Meal burgers with an extra patty for years. Today in Mebane NC I was told "we can't do that." Why is that, do you think? Also why have a 50 nugget mobile order deal if you can't order it? #LunchFail

Oh s**t! Esqueci da festa de hoje. Justamente quando optei pela comida japonesa hoje. #lunchfail

Eating smallest sandwich in the history of the world, It's like barely food. #Lunchfail

Today's non-essential lunch tweet: I had Jell-o at my desk for lunch. #deskjello #lunchfail

Eating pudding at my desk because I didn't get to the cafe on time for lunch. #lunchfail #deskpudding #hashtagwin

Wow, the Leith's café in Olympia Two is *rubbish*! Several reasons, but e.g. they have no vinegar or chip-worthy sauces at all. #lunchFAIL