"102: Whipped by the Whitecaps on a Sunday Afternoon" is live!
We talk through our instant reaction to the worst #MNUFC loss in team history and we look ahead to the 2025 MLS Cup Playoff rematch against the hated Seattle Sounders in St. Paul.
SICKLY AFTER SIX.
#MNUFC gave up a half dozen goals in a shocking 6-0 blowout loss to Vancouver on Sunday. It was the #Loons most lop-sided defeat in 10 years of #MLS play.
Game story:
www.twincities.com/2026/03/15/l...
also, there weren't 0 #MNUFC passes in #VANvMIN
but these charts like last night, you can barely see them
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#MNUFC.. to ownership of LOONs..we are not cowboy..dumb ass fans..and if you dont put a PRODUCT on the effing FIELD PITCH..we are OUT.. back to my PREMIER.. other teams.. done... tick tock... you did the cheap hire for coach.. and same for PLAYERS.. Rodriguez you got for NOTHING... DP? CBs?
#MNUFC.. we SUCK.. prove me wrong.. from ownership...to players to coaching..had my qualms..about this coach.. the cheap easy pick..vs. finding a TEAM BUILDER.. jfc.
Damion Lowe
Damion Lowe picked up a yellow card while playing a full 90 minutes and anchoring the defense to help Dewa United earn a hard-fought 1-1 road draw against Persija Jakarta!
#mnufc #oalaal
Victor Eriksson & Mikael Marques
Eriksson’s Hammarby secured a dramatic 1-0 stoppage-time win over Marques' Djurgårdens IF in the Svenska Cupen quarterfinals. Eriksson started and played all 90 minutes. Marques came in as a sub and put in a 15-minute shift.
#mnufc #oalaal
Moses Nyeman
Nyeman started the match and played 74 mintues for Columbus Crew 2's 3-2 victory of Toronto FC II on Sunday. Nyeman had 45 touches, completed 86% of his passes, with 4 tackles and 5 defensive contributions. His performance earned him a score of 7.4 on Fotmob.
#mnufc #oalaal
AZ Jackson
Ouch! Jackson's Vancouver Whitecaps embarrassed our Loons 6-0 on Sunday. Jackson made his presence felt in his 77 minutes by drawing a penalty. He had 39 touches and connected on 78% of his passes. Fotmob gave him a score of 7.6 for his performance.
#mnufc #oalaal
Brent Kallman
It was a tough Sunday for Brent Kallman. Despite a strong defensive battle, an unfortunate 67th-minute own goal off Kallman's leg handed Spokane Velocity a 1-0 victory over Union Omaha in their season opener. Kallman played all 90 minutes and earned a 5.6 on Fotmob.
#mnufc #oalaal
Cameron Dunbar
Cameron Dunbar delivered a massive Man of the Match performance in Atlanta United 2's 4-1 win over Huntsville! He tallied 2 assists, created 6 chances, and earned a stellar 9.0 Fotmob rating over 82 minutes of play to go along with his yellow card.
#mnufc #oalaal
Here's a thread of all the former Loons we tracked in action on Sunday, March 15, 2026!
#mnufc #oalaal
Müller vs Rodriguez. In Vancouver. In MLS.
If you'd said this 12 months ago, people would think you were mad, but yet here we are.
#VWFC #MNUFC #VANvMIN #MLS
Twosies Final: #MNUFC2 falls to Whitecaps 2 in Vancouver by a score of 2-1
⚽️ Mackenzie - 21’ & 46+1’ (WFC2, PK)
⚽️ Momo Dieng - 49’ (MIN)
#MNUFC
Twoons update. #MNUFC2 is currently down 2-0 at the half to Whitecaps 2 at BC Place in Vancouver. #MNUFC
passing xG chart for game
passing xG chart for game
Vancouver Whitecaps FC 6-0 Minnesota United FC
Passes per shot: VAN 4.9-4.9 MIN
Avg Progression to shot (m): VAN 23.7-25.9 MIN
Shots: VAN 16-8 MIN
xG: VAN 4.67-1.06 MIN
xG (open play): VAN 2.2-0.42 MIN
xG (dead ball): VAN 2.47-0.64 MIN
#MLS #VANvMIN #VWFC #MNUFC
I was working so I couldn't watch - and I know Vancouver is top tier this year - but this seems... not good.
#mnufc
#MNUFC.. where do you begin.. Goalie... OFFENSE/NONE...Defense/Pourous... and COACHNG. unable to adjust... sucked in all aspects.. got believe RODRIGUEZ having second thoughts..and DO NOT LET OWNERSHIP OFF HOOK.. GOING JERRY JONES on the CHEAP.. here we ARE.
I guess #MNUFC heard about the blizzard warnings back here in MN and wanted to get plowed in like the rest of us.
Cheap Seats Broomball Team poses in front a 6'x8' goal at Augsburg Ice Arena
A 6-0 #MNUFC loss away? let's try something new:
#LoonsLossTimelineCleanser
What is giving you good vibes these days, ⚽ or otherwise?
We took 3rd place in Men's C for #Broomball State this weekend
Well, James Rodriguez is good at soccer. That's all I really want to say about that #MNUFC game right now.
the gap was Attack / Defense / Set Pieces
Regardless of result, Every #VWFC attack looked effortless as @dwade.bsky.social's analysis on @tdik.bsky.social.
Every #MNUFC attack looked labored as an MJ trying to be as witty as a Jessica.
FT 6-0 #VANvMIN
Whitecaps stand mountainously tall over Loons who barely flew above the shitty turf.
While I this is NOT death to the #MNUFC 2026, this is indicative of the gap between a mid-table? Loons and a team that lost to Miami in the MLS Cup finals.
Historically brain-dead performance. Loons - players and staff - have a gut-check week ahead.
I’m sure F-Seattle will make it easy next week.
#MNUFC
