Why do cows go to outer space? To see the milky way. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Resident Evil was released March 15, 2002.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Steak. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did the paper say to the pencil? You have a point. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Got new glasses! 🤓

#gay #nerd #glassesguy

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Text in blue reads, "I am a Smartypamps" in all CAPs. Standing in the middle is a baby mammoth fursona with a bow tie. Suspenders clipped to the front of his diaper go around his shoulders and clip to the back of the diaper. He is dressed as a nerd with big round glasses. This mammoth is ready for pie day. Pie day is not about the dessert it is about the mathematical number.

Smartypamps here.

🥧🧮 Happy Pi Day Nerds! 📚🧠
Art by @osito.bsky.social

π = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 2

#furryart #art #littlefur #nerd #babyfur #diaper #PiDay #poofymammoth #mammoth

I got paid to watch a stink bug today. That’s pretty cool 🥹

#bugs #insects #nature #nerd #naturelover #stinkbug

Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer