Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Air Conditioning —what’s your rating?
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Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Instrument —what’s your rating?
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Kids asked what my hobby was. I said "sitting down". They laughed. I laughed. Then I cried a bit inside. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #Relatable
Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Cheesecake —what’s your rating?
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Kids treat "in a minute" like it’s a legally binding contract. #DadLife #ParentingHumor
Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Bruce Banner —what’s your rating?
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Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Atoms —what’s your rating?
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Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Snake Argument —what’s your rating?
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Confidence lasts until someone says "Daaaad?" #DadLife #ParentingHumor
Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Poets —what’s your rating?
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Parenting reality: coffee cold, floor messy, everyone asking questions at once. Wouldn’t trade it. Might nap though. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #RealLife
Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Alexander the Great —what’s your rating?
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Late Feb vibes: still standing, still tired, still showing up. #DadLife #JanuaryMood #ParentingHumor
Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Engagement Ring —what’s your rating?
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POV: you say 'new shoes' and mom says...😂
so you just wanted some fresh kicks, but mom’s got a WHOLE plan 🤣 why are parents like this?
#momslogic #newshoes #parentinghumor #genz #excuses
How Malia and Sasha Reacted the Night Michelle Obama Said She ‘Quit Parenting’: Even in the White House, bedtime drama was still bedtime drama. On a recent episode of IMO with Michelle Obama & Craig Robinson,…
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I used to judge parents who went to bed early.
Now I get it.
Deeply.
#DadLife #ParentingHumor #RealLife
Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Paddles —what’s your rating?
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Did you ever “run away” at 6 and make it to the neighbor’s yard?
Packed a bandana. Waited to be chased.
Mom offered a sandwich.
Came home because boredom > rebellion.
Childhood logic was undefeated. 😂
#CoreMemory #TheWellPodcast #Nostalgia #ParentingHumor
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Two dads. Terrible jokes. Maximum regret.
Today’s joke is: Copycat —what’s your rating?
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Everything is a two person job in this house. 😆
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Mother cooking at the stove. Off-screen child says: “Mum, can you help me?” She answers: “Yes, I’m coming!” Warm yellow background glow.
Speech bubble on a soft blue background reading: “The gentleman’s trousers are stuck!”
Curly-haired woman with round glasses and a bearded man look at each other in surprise, cheeks slightly flushed, reacting to unexpected news.
Little girl holding a Ken doll without trousers. Parents smile gently and say: “It’s Ken… We’ll put him in a tracksuit.”
Ken’s trousers are stuck.
No one panics.
We just put him in a tracksuit.
Domestic crisis management level: expert.
Sometimes parenting is just… problem-solving with sauce on the stove.
#DailyComic #ParentingHumor #IndieArtist #ComicStrip #WomenWhoDraw
When the washing machine is more entertaining than Ms. Rachel. 😂🌀
Went from full-on spin cycle hype to deep sleep on rinse. Make it make sense.
Is your baby obsessed with the weirdest things too?
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Oh sure, raising readers is *so easy.* Just sprinkle books everywhere and—poof!—lifelong curiosity achieved. 📚🙃
If only bedtime didn’t involve *one more story* twelve times.
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My perfectly organized desk was a sanctuary. Then I had kids. A humorous tale of efficiency vs. tiny, chaotic forces.
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January parenting starter pack: cold coffee, lost shoes, and misplaced optimism. #DadLife #JanuaryVibes #ParentingHumor